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unconvincing emo lyrics • he/him

[roey @roeyinreal]

Cool by Gwen Stefani just started playing in Walgreens

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[charming funnyman jon butter @thejonbutter]

Was trying to figure out what this recurring charge was on my card until I realized it was just me buying popcorn & soda at the movies

[ivy ☁️ @cowboylikeivvy]

can’t even judge her i would also do anything to be a plus one at tays wedding

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

it's so cool how anyone can decide to questmaxx their life simply by flying American Airlines and thus turning every mundane trip into an Odyssey-style epic journey of taking 10 years and infinite diversions to get home

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift made her debut 20 years ago today.

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[alice @tayflorencism]

honestly they should've inducted her right there and then
https://t.co/U9gbbWEj0q

[j @mcditzy]

Me getting Phoebe MSG tickets and also getting day 1 presale

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

white girl shocks madison square garden with the duration of her cry

[j @mcditzy]

@baytoootia @gowon2u Omg no way I’ll say hi if i see you tonight 😂

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

happy phoebe bridgers at MSG day to those who celebrate

[j @mcditzy]

@gowon2u RIGHT

[j @mcditzy]

PHOEBE BRIDGERS MSG TICKETS SECUREDDDD

[࣪ @lucerysism]

“i mean the last thing on earth i wanna do is move to the desert to write some lame jokes for an old hack”

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[j @mcditzy]

Hacks is over am I allowed to call out of work tomorrow to take bereavement

[j @mcditzy]

One hour till hacks ends someone is gonna have to sedate me after