Maura Driscoll

now: comms @consigli1905 | then: comms + digital @charliebakerma @karynpolito @bakerpolito | @unioncollege | @townofmbts native | tweets are my own

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

some ~personal news~ as they say.

today is my last day on beacon hill after nearly 8 amazing years, the most recent 5 of which having been spent working for the incomparable @charliebakerma/@MassGovernor & @karynpolito/@MassLtGov.

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[Lauren 🪻🌼🪴 @laurenhtexas]

being the "politics friend" since 2016

[Variety @Variety]

Staffers on a Disney cruise ship docked in San Diego were among 28 people arrested in a sweeping crackdown on a child pornography operation:

• CBP agents boarded eight cruise ships between April 23-27 and interviewed suspects from the Philippines, Portugal and Indonesia

• 27 of the 28 subjects were found implicit in the operation and were deported to their country of citizenship

• Disney says employees tied to the operation “are no longer with the company”

https://t.co/ZJsUJnRB8O

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

not all dogs, but always a doodle

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

noah really put his whole depressed ass into this one, huh

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

limpy the turkey walked (kind of) so this new guy gravy could run…into traffic.

has the local turkey community learned nothing? open the schools!

[Boston Globe Rhode Island @Globe_RI]

Gravy the turkey spent nearly two months at Congress of the Birds, a state-licensed and federally permitted nonprofit wildlife rehabilitation center.

But after his release, the turkey followed his instincts and returned to his old ways.

https://t.co/FgXRiwE5nB

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

if you STILL haven’t dug out your car from the blizzard that hit over a month ago, you should be towed and automatically get your @CityOfBoston parking permit revoked.

oh, and also punched in the nose because grow up.

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

“Why did you drop out of Yale?”

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

the baggage carousel number they tell you for your flight at logan airport is more of a riddle than actual information or facts

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

hello my name is maura and ive never hated the sound of my own name more than when michael rappaport says it on #Traitors

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

pry january … i’m getting nosy

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the next season of the white lotus should be about queen latifah going on vacation after being incorrectly told she only has three weeks left to live

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[Zito @_Zeets]

The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

uh clearly you’ve never been to boston but sure

[City Aesthetics ⛩ @cityaestheticss]

Mid-sized cities in the US are seriously lacking civic monuments like this:

Monuments help create a shared identity for a city.

[Commercial Observer @commobserver]

Consigli CEO Anthony Consigli Talks 35 Years in Construction https://t.co/hiQvimusjj

[Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

I’m fucking trying

[Maura Driscoll @mcdriscoll]

parents, if i see a “new driver, please be patient” bumper sticker on your kid’s car, just know they’re about to get a lesson in how to drive in massachusetts

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

the original cast of Hamilton just performed a full medley at the Tonys to honor the 10th anniversary of the show. here's the entire performance