McDumpsterfire

Jordan Love Stan account. Flat Earther. Shiva Denier. Lover. Fighter. Vicious Citizen.

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Born too late to conquer new lands…
Born too early to conquer new planets...

Born just in time to outsource to the team in India✅

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@johnnieO Ryan Grant

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No. 1 sign of a cuck: your wife calls you her “partner”

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All I want is coffee and zyns today. #nofoodchallenge

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Not pretty but it’s gritty…VAWLS.

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Showing up to family brunch the morning after blacking out & pissing myself at my cousins wedding:

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Drives me up a wall when people leave me voicemails. It’s not 1994, just text me to call you back.

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Friday afternoon farts in an empty office. Gotta savor the little things in life.

[Trenchbaby @ieatfood123]

@james_hoganv What if you gave buckneezy the at large bid in the 2018 NCAA Tourney

Would have rolled down to Duke and said 👏👏👏 @Uncle_Tippy

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Scottie’s taking down communism today

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@MonalisaBamba They’re going to attack you in your sleep

[Ibi Tippin @Uncle_Tippy]

Flipping from Wimbledon to the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest is the kinda stuff that makes me proud to be an American. Fuck your strawberry’s and cream. God bless America. Geronimo. Let’s have a couple

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@ActionJacksonTD I can feel it coming in the air tonight…

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Love seeing the elderly with print outs of all their trip information at the airport. Just like Andy Reid going over the full play sheet pregame.

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I’ve had the runs in two separate museums this month — don’t even think about lecturing me on adversity.

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Great Britain is such a corny ass name for a country. Relax and call yourselves England, your empire fell like 100 years ago…

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You doom scroll on tiktok. I doom scroll on LinkedIn shorts. We are not the same.

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Starbucks: $6
Sweetgreen: $20
Industrial plumbing at the office: PRICELESS

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

I feel like a lose aura when I blow on my food to cool it down before taking a bite