McDumpsterfire

Jordan Love Stan account. Flat Earther. Shiva Denier. Lover. Fighter. Vicious Citizen.

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Born too late to conquer new lands…
Born too early to conquer new planets...

Born just in time to outsource to the team in India✅

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@johnnieO Ryan Grant

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No. 1 sign of a cuck: your wife calls you her “partner”

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All I want is coffee and zyns today. #nofoodchallenge

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Not pretty but it’s gritty…VAWLS.

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Showing up to family brunch the morning after blacking out & pissing myself at my cousins wedding:

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Drives me up a wall when people leave me voicemails. It’s not 1994, just text me to call you back.

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Friday afternoon farts in an empty office. Gotta savor the little things in life.

[Elijah Chatman’s Twin 🤞 @ieatfood123]

@james_hoganv What if you gave buckneezy the at large bid in the 2018 NCAA Tourney

Would have rolled down to Duke and said 👏👏👏 @Uncle_Tippy

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Scottie’s taking down communism today

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@MonalisaBamba They’re going to attack you in your sleep

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@ActionJacksonTD I can feel it coming in the air tonight…

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Love seeing the elderly with print outs of all their trip information at the airport. Just like Andy Reid going over the full play sheet pregame.

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I’ve had the runs in two separate museums this month — don’t even think about lecturing me on adversity.

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Great Britain is such a corny ass name for a country. Relax and call yourselves England, your empire fell like 100 years ago…

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You doom scroll on tiktok. I doom scroll on LinkedIn shorts. We are not the same.

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Starbucks: $6
Sweetgreen: $20
Industrial plumbing at the office: PRICELESS

[Snatch Walton @snatchwalton]

I feel like a lose aura when I blow on my food to cool it down before taking a bite