Michael Cerasa

Dad, Injury Lawyer, Proud Liberal. Clemson Tiger ‘01. I am the sole endorser of my rantings.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@StephenGarcia @SteveFink_SID @MsMichelleYoung @GamecockFB @CoachSBeamer @reversedbrand_ All the best to you and your family. You’ve always been a fierce competitor and I hope that continues to serve you well.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To all the athletes representing @TeamUSA: I'm so proud of you. Your talent and perseverance have brought you to this moment, and Michelle and I will be joining Americans from across the country cheering you on.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@CBSNews Bullshit.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@ClemsonUniv Embarrassed as an alum. Just awful precedent regardless of what side of the spectrum you are politically

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@AdamSchefter Carrying that water for Daddy Goodell

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@FBIDDBongino Please stop. Irony can only be so dead.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@BarstoolBigCat Leader of Men, always and forever. Guy is the best.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@devon_loerop You’re so tough.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@charliekirk11 When three stooges aren’t enough.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@elonmusk Thank you for telling us that the already worthless Grok will continue to get even worse.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@elonmusk No way?! Richest man on the planet can afford a forged drug test!?

[Michael Redd @MichaelRedd_]

Orlando trading for Desmond Bane is the type of aggressive move I love to see. They’re officially going for it.

Last summer they chose KCP over Klay Thompson, a solid decision that kept expectations manageable while Paolo and Franz continued developing. Now, a year later with those young guys bonafide, the Magic recognized their window and made a real push.

This trade cranks up the pressure significantly. If they deliver in the playoffs, they’ll be positioned beautifully for years with that core. If they whiff this season, say peace to the staff and front office.

But that’s exactly why I respect this trade. Playing it safe doesn’t create championship opportunities. Sometimes you have to take calculated risks when your moment arrives.

Bane’s shooting and two-way impact gives Orlando a legit chance to make a run in the East. Paolo is ascending, Franz is borderline All-Star, and now they have the pieces around them.

Better to swing for the fences than spend years wondering “what if.” Props to Orlando’s front office for recognizing their timeline and acting decisively.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@chamath Yes. Please tell us that Boeing should have total control over flying. Jackass

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@SpeakerJohnson Sure Jan.

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@MLB The 🐐

[MLB @MLB]

The Captain made his MLB debut 30 years ago today.

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[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@duolingo Just when you think it's safe to delete this app...

[Dominic Rinaldi @DomRinaldi2026]

After an amazing conversation with @coachmaerob I am blessed to say I have received my first offer from @UWOFootball!
@Matt_Rizzo13 @SJCA_FB @PrepRedzoneWI @PeteyBananas @TraeTetzlaff @MJ_NFLDraft @travisWSN

[Michael Cerasa @mcerasa]

@StevenGlinert Only a fucking dork who does nothing with their life would try to dunk on relative GDP growth. You’re a tool.

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@BBGreatMoments Jeter