Meowlerie Purr

Nonsense I find on twitter dot com

[Aaron @RonbotLawblog]

@shawnbric @RandPaul @POTUS Libertarians are just Republicans with bongs.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

U.S. Unemployment Continues To Skyrocket As More Americans Pursue Dream Of Becoming A Dancer https://t.co/Tg6ELiQmyh

[✴︎ @luvmiu13]

Thinking about this 1400 year old ginkgo tree.

[Meowlerie Purr @mcerk1017]

@ohmygl0bb https://t.co/ljr68HO9Gm

[✨𝑫𝑨𝑬 🪩 @daezsanryo_]

I can’t believe a whole generation ain’t know who Fleetwood Mac was until that Tik Tok went viral...WHO ARE YALL PARENTS?!

[JennyPentland, GED @JennyPentland]

realized my kids don’t have food allergies probably because they were exposed to everything when I was breastfeeding them. Not in the milk tho- in the crumbs in my bra. And on their heads

[ebo @ebosays]

Them: True love is dead.

Some dude in Wisconsin: Hold my butter burger.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the tiny monsters are on their way. and my job. is to hold this bucket of snacks for them. i was told they can only take one. but that’s not my rule to enforce

[Meowlerie Purr @mcerk1017]

@Tommytoughstuff @murrman5 @dave_cactus @CornOnTheGoblin If you eat lukewarm macaroni salad I’m unfollowing you right now

[Steve vs. Ninjas @stevevsninjas]

cotton farmer: finally, some rain
cotton candy farmer: *running toward his fields* oh shit oh fuck

[ebo @ebosays]

Me: You’ve lived in Wisconsin your whole life. It snows more than it doesn’t. This is literally nothing new to you.

Person who posts every year when it snows:

[WBK @WBKnoblock]

The Kanye album isn’t bad. A little preachy.

[Kate, NP @thelakesshow]

At 18 I went to eye doc w/ a corneal abrasion. I disclosed Id been wearing same contacts for month night&day

My eye doc (nice v proper guy) looked me dead in the eyes & said “that is the dumbest sh*t I’ve heard” & walked out

I never did it again

I aspire to be on that OG level

[Meowlerie Purr @mcerk1017]

@contrashelby YSL Black Opium because all I want in life is to smell like @jamie_genevieve

[Chase @chaselyons]

so you’re telling me a boot cut these jeans