Chris Szelagiewicz

Pooping unapologetically since 1985.

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Great. I'm DRAWING again. Sorry for party rocking.

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Going into Walmart on thanksgiving. It was nice knowing some of you. For the others? It was pure hell.

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I just want to drink your bath water. Is that so much to ask?

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@IamArg @christopheeerrr not sure, but within a month, maybe? Miss us? Haha

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@christopheeerrr I'll make out with you if you do!

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@christopheeerrr do you think you could help us with a new site? We're stupid with sites :(

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@christopheeerrr we're going to make cahmiks again!

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Webcomic people are following me again? Guys, guys, didn't you hear? I've got no pull anymore. None.

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So... plans of comics are coming back? Never thought I'd see the day

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Soylent Green is made of my enemies.

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I like seeing public displays of affection. It reminds us that passionate love still exists. Or... that those two are totally doing it.

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All I've ever want was to see a nipple in person.

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@FrostyOnTheTurn anddddd done.

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Wearing thick rimmed glasses doesn't make you a 'nerd'. Bleeding and suffering for your nerddom and going to smelly cons make you a Nerd.

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Bitches love fulcrums

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@plowharvest I'm glad you guys enjoyed your supper at the Marc the other night, it was great to cook for you!

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Why is it called 'settling down'? Does being married mean that you need to be as boring as possible to those around you?

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Gonna eat an ice-cream cake. #kony2012

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Niiiice gets auto corrected to 'no i ice'. Yeah, that's what I meant. No i ice.

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That's what you get when Wu-tang raised you? What do you get when Hall And Oates raise you?
Ans: An accountant.