That Guy

An embarrassingly old account with not so funny tweets

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

That mop singing on the #MacysParade is pretty good

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@j_harkey Some things never change...

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

Everybody out here fighting over toilet paper, meanwhile I’m just stockpiling up on corn-on-the-cob.

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@byoungcomedy Depending on your age and immune system....all of it.

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

"You only get 3 hours of sleep a night?? Aren't you tired?"

Me:

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@EricIsGuitarted @fairicbaptist @fairictrophy Well I wasn't but now I'm thinking...

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@EricIsGuitarted @fairicbaptist @fairictrophy It has a big trunk brother, we'll make it work

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@YaelSpeaks You mean they don't already...?

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

You know, I was really banking on getting more followers from this whole #RoyalWedding thing...

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

Just below White Bread.

Annnnd goodbye followers...

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

Hipster Racism is probably one of the greatest pairing of words ever in the history of mankind, right up there with Grilled Cheese.

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@fairicbaptist • Look at Twitter ✅

Welp, done for the day.

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

CNN was the brainchild of Ted Turner. So...yeah.

[[E.R.I.C.] ن @JustBeingEric]

Here's another #WeirdAlDedication. This goes out to @mcfarkel, the person I've been the stupidest w/ the longest.

https://t.co/6oCVsCQMh6

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

RIP Chuck Berry, the true king of rock n roll.

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@EricIsGuitarted I'll be honest, these fries ain't gonna make it that long.

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@EricIsGuitarted I brought some waffle fries to throw on stage when he does the Chick-fil-A song.

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

Anyone else thought they were about to play the imperial march?

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

Why does Donald Trump's youngest son look like the lead character from a Tim Burton stop motion movie?

[That Guy @mcfarkel]

@EricIsGuitarted @Just_Neena she does realize the frequency of which I twitter, right?