Olbert Estine

[Olbert Estine @j_harkey]

Retweets are not necessarily an endorsement.
But for the right amount of money, they can be.

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Crazy seeing that guy from Impractical Jokers defending his title at the Hot Dog Eating Contest. #July4th

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Remember when white people would rather just keep their political opinions to themselves?

Pepperidge farm remembers

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What the government about to be doing…
#EmergencyAlertSystem

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I don’t know anything about a zombie virus, but how hilarious would it be if this plays out similar to the Brown Note episode of South Park…#EmergencyAlertSystem

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Why does everyone at this @HickoryCrawdads game that isn’t a player look like @JonReep from 2004?

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Double or nothing?

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Well my bracket is done. I had Ukraine over Russia.

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@tobymac @KogerCenter My son is excited

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@JustBeingEric #LaunchAmerica

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Anyone else feel like we’re just watching extras on set of SpaceBalls walking around between takes instead of #CrewDragon?

[Olbert Estine @j_harkey]

I feel like that’s the way go, social distancing or not.

[Anon Church Guy @MrChurchGuy]

We're discussing how to do a baptism with social distancing, and I still argue that a dunk tank is the way to go.

[Olbert Estine @j_harkey]

PSA: Remember to keep your tweets at least 6 feet apart at all times.

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So I guess the government’s plan to combat the Coronavirus is to give everyone $1200, which is roughly the equivalent to four rolls of toilet paper and 2 bottles of hand sanitizer.

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Move over toilet paper, now that school has been cancelled for two weeks I predict that wine is next.

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I plan on regifting this tweet next year.

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Well Twitter, it only took me about 3 seconds on here to remind me why I don’t much bother logging in anymore...

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#CamNewton

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Lol jk! I actually just started now.

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If you start wrapping the presents before 1am on Christmas morning, are you even doing Christmas right?

[Olbert Estine @j_harkey]

(Going around the table saying what we’re thankful for)

My daughter: I’m thankful for my family, my friends, Jesus and turkey.

My son: I thankful for Ethan the dump truck, Mickey Mouse and Captain America!

My wife, now thinking about @ChrisEvans: Amen!

[Olbert Estine @j_harkey]

My parents, calling about our trip to a little log cabin way back in the woods: “So, how was your first night?”
Me, flashbacking to late last night getting attacked by a bat in the bedroom after everyone had already laid down: “Do you remember the movie The Great Outdoors?”