D R

[D R @mcflyftw32]

@pamelam35 Any leans for the game tonite?

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

why can’t my brain be on my side for just once

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

I never signed a release

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

how long was the inventor left hanging

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK HOGAN

[JennaLaineESPN @JennaLaineESPN]

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

[Pamela Maldonado @pamelam35]

Arnold Schwarzenegger's rule on complaining:

No complaining about a situation unless you're prepared to do something to make it better.

If you see a problem and you don't come to the table with a potential solution, I don't want to hear your whining about how bad it is.

It couldn't be that bad if it hasn't motivated you to try to fix it.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

IF NOTHIN SHAKIN ON SHAKEDOWN STREET THEN YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

how are our pet dodos doing

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

“Oh look an insurrection! Let me go wandering over there …”

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

::blinks slowly in Black history::

[Chris Walder @WalderSports]

When they tell you who they are, believe them.

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

start with tughril the conqueror’s birthday

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

trust me, it works both ways

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

sounds pretty certain about that

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

When it comes to Trump, there’s always a tweet.

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

New iPhone wallpaper

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

2034 calendars

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July