Erin McGarvey

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[wint @dril]

i hereby dedicate every past and future major league baseball game to WOmen with Depression

[Reductress @Reductress]

Rude! These Men Are Playing a Loud Game While I'm Trying to Eat My Hot Dog in Peace: https://t.co/EbXK7l5GN8

[Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula]

Sally Rooney's FBOY IRELAND

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

The devil works hard but Ben Affleck’s PR team works harder

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

what! the! fuck!

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

@Vote4DC What should I do if I receive a ballot in the mail for someone who used to live in my unit but no longer does? Shred it?

[Reductress @Reductress]

REPORT: Jesus Fucking Christ: https://t.co/OxuJOb4psp

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

@dcdmv hello--are you aware the drivers license mailing status page has been down for over a day?

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

@birchbox I've sent an email and a DM last week about an issue redeeming a gift card and still haven't received any support

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

every time I read the word “thotum” I get another gray hair

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

did you know that if a newly engaged couple posts a pic and the caption doesn’t say either “do life together” or “can’t wait for more adventures with this one” they die?

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

okay did anyone else think Drogon was about to eat Dany’s body at first

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

that shot of dany at the end of the next time on thrones was full hitler imagery oh my god

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

“Oh my God. I’m fucked. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.” - me when I was asked to order catering for a work event

[Erin McGarvey @McGErin]

@DC_OTR my DC tax return was submitted over a month ago and it said it’s been processed and to check back in 7-10 days ever since. Is there a way to find if there’s a problem?