Noah McGovern

[Dotodoya @DotoDoya]

Drake maye:

[mike wing @immike_wing]

made an @Arcteryx beanie detector that forces you to name 5 mountains

[csAlfredo @That_CS_Alfredo]

IT'S REAL

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

“You financed a Nissan Altima with a 15 year loan?”

[Minga @KillaMinga]

your head big asf

[Jake Brinkmann @BrinkmannJacob]

┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we root for
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SCORIGAMI
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[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

jd vance:

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

check on your white boys today

[Frank Passalacqua @randomfrankp]

Those Oblivion gates aren't ready for the Big Dawg.

[elden lord jurdi 🔜 Blizzcon 2026 @JurdiJD]

guys do NOT take an edible at a renaissance faire

[DEVON @DEVONDIGITAL_]

It's crazy this graffiti just gave us a generational mixtape

[rondo. @Koffy_9]

Crying cuz this just appeared on my TL

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“Widdwe me this.

I demand money and I demand tanks.

And yet aww the whiwe, I nevew say thanks.

Who am I?”

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

The female mind couldn’t comprehend

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Tonight Donald Trump fired dozens of prosecutors at the DC U.S. Attorney's office and agents at the FBI.

Another Friday Night Massacre, as the President removes those loyal to the constitution.

And installs those loyal to him.