MC G-Tek

Rhyme scheme loving rap & spoken word artist from B-town, also known as #TheSchemeMachine

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

MC G-Tek - Mandy (MDMA version) https://t.co/akfZphFUI6

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@BirraMorettiUK I love how you're advertising inside the glass now! #Skills #MerrySaturday

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@LynksLynksLynks Yo man, I was introduced to your music last week by a mutual friend of ours, then we caught your set at Shambala on Friday. Absolutely fucking loved it dude, you've got yourself a new fan!

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Stop sharing the #FarageRiots hashtag - it's upsetting poor Nigel Farage. Please do NOT retweet.
#UKRiots

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

Fucking yes Brighton! That's why I love this city! #Brighton #FaragesRiots

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

Ah, the joys of mid June. It doesn't get dark til late, which is really lucky because that means we get to watch it rain for even fucking longer! #BloodyWeather #Weather #Rain

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

Yes! #Trump #LockHimUp

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

The only team with a worse defence than Man Utd right now is Donald Trump's legal team. #MUNNEW

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@McDonaldsUK How many cows do you get through in a day?

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

So Prigozhin was smart enough to stay in hotels with no windows in so that he couldn't mysteriously 'fall' out of one, but thought he'd be safe on a fucking plane? Oops!

[Jane Turner #GTTO #SaveOurNHS 🟨🟥 ProudSocialist @JaneTurner101]

#RishiSunak and many other #tories too #psychopaths

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@MayorofLondon @OgilvyUK Much as I agree with the sentiment, is London really so bad that you need adverts to promote common decency and doing the right thing? If it is, then why not try putting them up outside the House of Commons and Buckingham Palace first?

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@UtdXclusive @lauriewhitwell Avram Glazer attends training in New Jersey? Looks more like an old T-shirt to me! 😂

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

I know times are hard for everyone right now, but if you can spare it, any donation at all to Teddy's cause can help to save his life.

[Brighton & Hove Albion @OfficialBHAFC]

This is Teddy, a three-year-old from a family of Albion fans who are raising money for his potentially lifesaving treatment… 🙏

Read Teddy's story, sign up to fund-raise, or donate any amount at https://t.co/PMR1ABxgUP.

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@parcelforce You told me to DM you about my parcel that you've lost, but it just says message not sent. Do I have to commence legal action against you to get this resolved? I'm more than happy to. A response would be appreciated.

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@parcelforce I can't even DM you the details, it's saying the message isn't delivered, much like my parcel! By the way, it's not a lack of respect, it's a matter of urgency and your company failed on that. Also, respect is earned, not just given!

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@parcelforce Where the shitting fuck is my parcel? It should have arrived on Friday morning. If it's not found in 24 hours, I'm going to sue the living fuck out of you!

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

New banger from the man like @WaxWorxMusic Check it out people, you won't be disappointed! https://t.co/2A9KQpp9Ja

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@PayByPhone_UK I've just tried to use your chat facility on your website, but it's another automated system and is as much help as a snooze button on a smoke alarm. I need to speak to a real person please.

[MC G-Tek @mcgtek]

@PayByPhone_UK Your stupid automated system has got me two parking tickets for days that I've actually paid for. I want those tickets wiped because it's not my fault your system can't differentiate between similar sounding letters!