Matthew Champagne

This Matthew Champagne is a recording engineer and videographer, Unix and Perl aficionado, husband and dad. Champagne: better than real pain.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@StateDept Until Trump, you mean. Trump has forsaken our bond with Europe.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

November is coming, @realDonaldTrump— I can hardly wait!!!
https://t.co/YXR14JSwFY

[Paul Schroeder @p10schroeder]

@EricLDaugh FAIR representation? This is fair asshole
40% of Hoosiers voted for Dems last election
What is 40% of 9?...36%
Fair would be 3 seats...minimum 4 max
Presently 2 seats = 18%, not 36%, and certainly not 40%

So....FUCK YOU

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

"I Really Haven’t Been Treated Very Well" would make an excellent title for an autobiography/catalog of grievances by @realDonaldTrump.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

I need a Democrat in Congress to propose the ‘Save Donald Trump’s life gun reform bill’ so the Republicans either have to pass it or go on record that they don’t care about protecting Donald Trump.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@CubanOnlyTrump Can you please explain what is even slightly evil about Hillary Clinton?

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@TONYxTWO @JDVance Vice masquerading as virtue.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@rob24957485 @ErinLurk @JDVance She gets a say because the First Amendment of the US Constitution hasn't yet been repealed.

[Derek Cressman @DerekCressman]

JD Vance on Taylor Swift: “I don't think many people are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans.”

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@composermarcus @PastorAlexLove Where is this happening? We are definitely in need of laws regulating cat militias.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 That's insulting to poor Abe.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@AmazingPopPod Joe Patroni!

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

What fresh hell is this

[Sam Asante @SamAsante]

The thing I'm enjoying most about working in AI is the sheer unpredictability of it all 😅

Today's surprise: this text-to-video generated monstrosity of Will Smith eating spaghetti 🍝

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@GavinNewsom Must be fans of your ex-girlfriend.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@CalltoActivism What a tepid call to activism this is.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@opinions_txt @starfallgoddess Choosy mothers choose Jif, and choosy developers choose GIF.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@MonicaLewinsky @CedarsSinai Get well soon!

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@CharlotteHole @elizamondegreen I'm too many decades removed from my classical history classes, but wasn't Alcibiades accused of that crime?

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

@MonicaLewinsky My #motherinlaw once, in a too dimly-lit environment, innocently offered to my wife from her purse a breath mint that inexorably revealed itself to be an ibuprofen tablet.

[Matthew Champagne @mchampag]

Wow, #USInflation hasn't been this high since #RonaldReagan's presidency. #oops