Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check)

In addition to being outrageously funny, I crush dreams & ruin lives as a higher ed admin. I love the ellipsis... This is still Twitter. Suck it Elon.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

Serious question. Three outs left. Why on earth why don’t they just suspend the game? End it. Finish it tomorrow. Put literally everyone out of their misery? #raindelayquestions

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

@ColgateWIH Having trouble finding the live feed on @espn. It says the event has ended. Is there an estimated time for puck drop now that the first game is done? Will @espn reset?

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

.@RokuSupport any idea why all my Roku devices just stopped connecting to the Internet? My connection is fine. Tried to setup another connection using a hotspot and that wouldn’t work either…did y’all get hacked?

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

Didn’t expect to be bawling during @ESPNNFL Monday Night Countdown. Thanks @MichelleBeisner that was really well done.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

@newheightshow SVP & Kelce 2024? I’d vote for that ticket…

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

Do your thing #BillsMafia. This charity was cofounded by Aiden Hutchinson’s sister. #ForHutch
Project InPower https://t.co/QXxHrEMfrd

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

Listening to the absolutely condescending #BobCostas mispronounce the word niche is so ironic. Thanks for mansplaining sports to me, Bob. 🙄 #NYY #ALDS #TBS

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

Jeez idk @elonmusk…I’ve never had to pay a “premium” to walk thru a town square. You need a better slogan.

[Premium @premium]

There's no better time.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

@EHansenND Only 19? What a slap in the face to the 5 teams with 2 wins sitting below them. ND is a joke. Perennially. Join a conference. Then you can play a schedule that isn’t 85% cupcakes.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

Of all the things, this is the best. #cupcakeloss #strengthofschedule #unranknotredame

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Notre Dame paid Northern Illinois $1.4 million to play them in South Bend today.

Northern Illinois just won 16-14.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

@JasonKelce The cameo by Princess Kyana makes the whole thing.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

Love the TEAM USA gear here! It’s too bad that the tennis athletes can’t put aside their gear endorsements for the @Olympics and @TeamUSA to wear TEAM kits in @Paris2024. #everyoneelsedoes

[USTA @usta]

Introducing your Team USA tennis squad 🇺🇸💥

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

@JamesCraigmyle I see a felon who incites violence and that violence finally found his body.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

Dear @espn:
I bet you ski in jeans, YOU BUMS.

Why I PAY out the effing nose for ESPN+ AND freaking @Ask_Spectrum to NOT be able to stream the GD @Yankees is effing insane.

Do better, you blowholes.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

DFA Gleyber. His play is garbage and his attitude is a cancer.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Earlier today, the Yankees outrighted LHP Victor González off the Major League roster and onto the roster of Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

Additionally, the Yankees transferred the rehab assignment of RHP Scott Effross from Single-A Tampa to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

@Anodyne1979 Nope.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

@GavinNewsom Rude. Not a petition. It’s a money grab for campaign funds. Let’s get a petition for campaign finance reform. Government will NEVER function until you remove the money grab.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

@MandyMatney This is giving so much ick. Ew.

[Meredith Deehan (never had a blue check) @mchap17]

On the @NYSThruway, Clifton Springs rest stop, the @shakeshack is scamming customers who buy their new “avocado bacon burger” by up-charging the cheese, that is CLEARLY stated on the menu board. #dobetter #corporategreed