Max Chittister

Professional and technical writer. A leader of men, a lover of women, and a surprisingly good dancer for a big man.

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@AustinCreedWins I believe in free will. Because no higher being, god, or intelligent designer could fuck my life up like this.

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@DrainBamager Kids today doing too much flippy shit. Learn to settle down and work a hold, junior.

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There all is aching.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

What are the words?

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@Paula_Galloway @KeneAkers For what it's worth -- being called honky or cracker or whitey or whatnot might make me laugh, or it might piss me off, but being called colonizer *hurts*.

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@Paula_Galloway @LoLoVonz People need to google Sister Rosetta Tharpe. Queer black women helped lay the foundation for rock and roll, and not enough people know that.

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@justbrizigs I've been doing this line wrong for years -- I've been saying "Whyfor you bury me in the cold cold ground?"

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@timwestland I've gotta diagree. Big Chill is probably a better movie, but I hate every character who's bitching about how hard it is being a rich yuppie. SEF has irritating prats who haven't figured their lives out yet, but I'm at least rooting for a couple of them to figure it out.

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@emiliosparks I've been re-watching because my son's graduating high school this weekend and I'm nostalgic for the shows I watched with him when I was tiny. I've had Disco Miniature Golfing Queen stuck in my head for days.

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@Rosenbergradio It's the NEW new era!

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@SheaSerrano "I Want Your Life To Be Good Too: Eight Illustrated Essays About Primo"

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@DanhausenAD @ConanOBrien The only thing better than seeing @ConanOBrien and @DanhausenAD together would be seeing Sona and @RJCity1 commiserating over how they have to put up with these idiots.

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@skaboomizzy My son is a Chiefs fan. This game may legitimately ruin Christmas for us.

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@BostonJerry Great tweet -- you get a Tommy Point.

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@skaboomizzy @dick_nixon I can't find any joy in Skenes, ever since I saw the statement that he's the best pitching prospect since Mark Prior. Now I can't watch Skenes without waiting for his arm to explode.

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@Paula_Galloway @MadisonKittay I hope she Googles Mitch "Blood" Green.

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I'm opening the Forbidden Door to get an Omega/Cole vs. Breeze/Creed Three Stages of Hell match: first fall is 2K24, second fall is Fight Forever, third fall is WCW/NWO Revenge.

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Tony Khan names you Interim Tony to run AEW in his absence. What's your first proclamation?
I'm giving Brandon Cutler a world title shot and booking a lingerie pillow fight for the trio's titles

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@shiner_cindy It sounds like you're describing Clint Eastwood at the beginning of Million Dollar Baby.

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@shiner_cindy Is "not wanting anything" the same as "wanting everything to stay the way it is"?

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@skaboomizzy Do you think those six guys have a group text where they argue about which one will end up being the Blackledge, the same way tag teams argue about who will be the Jannetty?