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[26 @Eryr_]

A friend who is an experienced international chef with 20 years of experience has told me that no goose in the history of cooking has ever been cooked like the president's goose.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Imagine everyone believing in you and the whole country rallying behind you but you never want to leave the comfort of your home to hustle for votes like other men. You just want to sit at home ironing shirts for your next photoshoot. Kalonzo for you. Corporate baddie.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Edwin Sifuna blocks police from firing at protesters in Nairobi CBD

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Mnakwanga aje ...😂

[ABDI NOOR @AbdinurPeace]

Dear Kenyans. Please ask any translating application what these Somali words uttered by CS Duale mean;
Nimankii Kikuyada waxay dheheen anaka mooyii kenya nin kale oo noolaani maleh.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

And yet, this rosy achievement is not reflected on the price of cement per bag. A price that is now hurtling towards the 1000 bob price mark. So then you wonder, of what good is it if the effects are not felt directly by the mwananchi?

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

He didn't "lose" his freedom. He murdered a pregnant woman.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Mimi nikiona hii trash talk nabambika sana juu najua hii ndio we need....alot of it, wapeeni mic waongee matope kabisa😂😂😂😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

80% of honey brands tested in Kenya failed purity tests after they were found to contain additives despite being labelled as "100% Pure and Natural Honey," according to the CAK.

[Lagertha @TreasonousBabe]

Btw did you ever take any accountability for what you and your little friends tried to do to Maraga? Ama you just deleted the tweets after it backfired?

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Pesa ni yetu ama yako boys ?

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

🇵🇸 ❤️💛🇪🇸

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Disgusting behaviour by the Argentinians at the end, especially Paredes.
Just a bunch of nasty violent thugs, and a disgrace to football. Never been so happy to see a team lose.

[Michelle @D162Michele]

No, this is Africa BECAUSE of white people.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The moment they all realised

[Eric @amerix]

5 Years ago, in July 2021,

USD 50,000 was allegedly found in Muchelule's office.

Muchelule was then arrested.

In 2026, his unlicensed firearm was found at a crime scene.

Is this a coincidence?

Why has he not been arrested and prosecuted?

Something is wrong somewhere.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

WEUH!!! Earth is hard.

[aud @mbappefc10]

the 3rd place humiliation match on saturday:

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Kameme FM presenters getting ready for tomorrow 😂😂😂.