Titus

I’m not some republic serial villain

[Titus @mciulupa]

carp

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot

[KurtzIsKing @KurtzlsKing]

Luke just gave me a crazy blumpkin

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Her purse has enough room for at least 6 of my GI joes but she wouldn't even bring one. Whatever I do next in this stupid boring salon is her fault

[Mike Reiss @MikeReissWriter]

At my age every trip to the toilet is a Paul Thomas Anderson movie: "One Battle After Another" and "There Will Be Blood".

[Eddie Steak @EddieSteak]

Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

The Snowplow says it’s going to hit Jeremy Renner again.

“I got one more in me.”

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Queen of Katwe’ star Zohran Mamdani is projected to have won the election to become Mayor of New York City.

(via: @DecisionDeskHQ)

[Daniel Warren Johnson @danielwarrenart]

🦇

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Mumkey Jones next

[Titus @mciulupa]

Ladies and gentlemen….Dom check

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Most exciting thing to ever happen at a baseball game

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

This pollen is NOT Rizz approved‼️🤧👎🏻

[Titus @mciulupa]

#WeFappingToThunderbolts