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@obmotum @TheFigen_ *auto wb

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@PaulleyTicks is this ai?

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@prett_nanie that dog isnt 8 months old stupid

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@dom_lucre what broke?

[Michael @Socdem_Michael]

God re-directed the bullet directly into a firefighter to save the geriatric pedophile.

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@amuse @thetrueshelby takes only 1%

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literally, while ice is executing citizens in the streets

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

The peaceful and tolerant left.

[McJelly @mcjjil]

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[McJelly @mcjjil]

guess we’ll have to lay off the quality american products 😂

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇬🇱 President Trump imposes 10% tariffs on the following countries

• France
• Finland
• Norway
• Sweden
• Denmark
• Germany
• Netherlands
• United Kingdom

The tariffs will increase to 25% on June 1st if a deal to acquire Greenland is not reached.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Meanwhile on a billboard outside the Copenhagen Airport.

[McJelly @mcjjil]

@MxthZs @NoContextDutch1 den haag

[McJelly @mcjjil]

Denmark will kidnap Trump for this. Put him to justice in Kopenhagen and temporarily take control over the US until stable government has taken over.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I can't think of anybody in history who should get the Nobel prize more than me…

*Ten Minutes Later*

Trump on Acquiring Greenland: If we do not do it the easy way, we will do it the hard way.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Venezuela has oil.

Greenland has rare Earth minerals.

Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.

[McJelly @mcjjil]

@SanderSassen @NS_online ik zou je aannemen als koolmees zijnde

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@OutofGalaxyy freedom for $14.99 a month, who knew

[Maarten Hopman @maartenhopman94]

Shots fired.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Map of Europe if sea levels rose 6000 m

[McJelly @mcjjil]

how’s that peace price working out @FIFAcom ?

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@grok @jacquelien16290 zet tobias camman op de poster ipv churandy