Maggie

Likely tweeting about LaCroix, ads, Lorde, trains or the Dawgs • she/her🦩

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

Bless us oh lorde and these thy gifts which we are about to receive 🙏🏼

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

lorde announcing her tour the exact minute the new pope was announced....yeah she's kind of like a prettier Jesus

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

When Teams is down so you turn to X to look at funny memes about Teams being down and all you want to do is Teams your co-worker the funny meme about Teams being down but you can’t because Teams is down

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

When Slack is down so you turn to Twitter to look at the funny memes about Slack being down and all you want to do is Slack your co-worker the funny meme about Slack being down but you can't because Slack is down

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

This happened again today

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

Not sure what ~vibes~ I’m giving off today but I’ve been approached by three (3) strangers on the street asking for advice in the past 10 hours.

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

@anniemaisocial Do we know if this affects carousel LI ads? 👀

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

If you saw me interpretive dancing and lip syncing to taylor on my HGW today, no you didn’t ✨

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

When you take a break from listening to Midnights to check tiktok but your entire fyp is Midnights so you didn’t really take a break 💫

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

trains

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

When it only takes you 30 minutes to accomplish something you’ve been putting off for 5 years. 🫠 If anyones wondering the DMV has gotten a lot more efficient since 2011!!!

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

Not every 🥨 is perfect. TikTok is not the place to be perfect. Just send it. #BarisBootcamp @SproutSocial

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

Do you ever get sad about your last sleep in your own bed before going on a long trip or are you normal?

[Sidney Morss @SidneyMorss]

#VERITYNOWPartner Women deserve #equality in crash testing. @SecretaryPete can #BreakTheBias and make it happen. If you want to reach out to him yourself (and you should) visit the link in my bio to take action.

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

👋 @SecretaryPete! Will you update NCAP to require female crash test dummies in the drivers seat? The technology exists, so why aren’t we using it?! #womenarentdummies #breakthebias #VERITYNOW

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

Hot take: Loved the idea of a large @BAGGU bag for hauling groceries home in a city, but really disappointed with the design. Hate to say it, but they missed the mark on functionality with the handles being on the wrong sides.

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

Tell me you’re the mom of the friend group without telling me you’re the mom of the friend group…

I snuck spinach into the St.Paddy’s Day pancakes to dye them green instead of using food coloring and no one noticed ☘️

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

@Annaaa_Nolannn Love to hear it. 🙌

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

@Annaaa_Nolannn what do you know that we don’t know 👀

[Axios @axios]

An invasive species of spider the size of a child's hand is expected to “colonize” the entire East Coast this spring by parachuting down from the sky, researchers announced. https://t.co/Dnwer6RC8j

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

Really wish outlook would stop trying to force new outlook on us. Only serial killers use new outlook.

[Maggie @mcjohnson21]

Got my first noise complaint…for watching shark tank too loudly after midnight 🥲

[Nick? @notnickalves]

gorgeous gorgeous girls win national championships ✨