Randy McJohnson

Passed at the World Famous Comedy Store in 1979. Look for my name on the wall!

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

I remember when Carneys was just a train

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@KeithSeoul @ItsJakKnight tell that to my platoon in Vietnam you disrespectful son of a bitch!!!

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

People tell me I have to get on this BuzzFeed. They say build "content" with them. Frankly, I've seen their content & I'm hesitant! Rhymes!

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

These kids @ItsJakKnight and @KeithSeoul have such a leadership complex it astounds me! Be your own leader! T.R. Rawlings taught me that!!

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

Still can't find my name! I bet it was that cocksucker Luca Palanca. He was always a jealous snake.

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

Gallagher is a FUCKING HACK

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Up to 8 followers since moving back to Los Angeles. Haven't even said hello or met me yet. Focus on the jokes before the networking! #advice

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

People ask me, "Randy, where ya been since 79'? What happened??" I say "the 80's happened!!!" #SetUpPunch #baboombaby

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

@DevanCosta big fan of your YouTube channel but what the fuck was your last video about? I don't understand what a Joker is? See u at Rafas!

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

Happy to be back folks @TheComedyStore

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

I remember audiences didn't appreciate Bill Hicks and I'd tell him to just go up there and give em hell!

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Congrats to our newest Paid Regulars @jeremiahstandup & @JMScomedy Look for them soon on our Paid Regular shows!

[Randy McJohnson @mcjohnson_randy]

Jeez I been away for 30 years I ask the kids at the store how to book a gig they say "use twitter!" I said "Twitter? I hardly know her!"#LOL