MK

sagittarius from hell

[MK @mckaylayager]

“stop vilifying the cops!”
cops are villains!!!!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A police officer in Pennsylvania has been charged with pulling a family over and firing his gun after he'd been drinking at a bar.

David Levy, 36, fled the scene when one of the victims he pulled over said they were recording him on a dashcam.

[MK @mckaylayager]

he truly didn’t give a fuck in the most wholesome way

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Anthony Bourdain

[MK @mckaylayager]

she invented the “slut strand”

[MK @mckaylayager]

@phoebelopezz @th3wobot i saw this tweet and IMMEDIATELY purchased. this was OG hot girl shit fr.

[pika capital @pikacap]

lmfao

[MK @mckaylayager]

no he got divorced :(

[sky @skymutsuko]

if you were introduced to these albums when you were young enough for them to cause irreparable damage you may be entitled to financial compensation

[MK @mckaylayager]

i just have two weird little guys who live in my house and sleep in my bed every night

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

the tumblr girl in me sees the tumblr girl in you

[MK @mckaylayager]

WHAT 😭😭😭

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

RIP fallen solider

[abi yager @abicakes_]

It feels good being the prettiest one in this Big O Tires

[MK @mckaylayager]

when you tell your employer that your paycheck isn’t enough to cover your bills and they’re like “ok we’ll try to get you some more hours” ….
like no bitch i don’t want more HOURS i want more MONEY

[MK @mckaylayager]

@abicakes_ fantastic point

[MK @mckaylayager]

if you have tiny little stick and poke tattoos all over your hands and arms i don’t trust you i’m sorry

[MK @mckaylayager]

i miss losing teeth. i feel like i could lose a few teeth. it was so exciting.

[MK @mckaylayager]

no i’m sorry but turkish delight is fucking delicious, i’d also kill my family for some

[Daniel Bunn @DanielBunnJr]

The moment a C. S. Lewis fan begins to deconstruct

[MK @mckaylayager]

@AnimeVibeHub devilman crybaby

[MK @mckaylayager]

i need vitamin D soon or i’m going to pass away

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

I do not want to enter my two factor authentication code. I want to feed an apple to a horse