McKenna Ward

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RIP Robbie. That’s for the magic. ✨✨

[McKenna Ward @mckennaporter18]

@guessimcanadian Our mother

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@guessimcanadian As someone who sees lots of newborns I can say this is false. Yes some look like old men or potatoes but some are very cute.

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@guessimcanadian Savage.

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@guessimcanadian Where’d you get them?!?

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My husband just put cheddar cheese on spaghetti. I think I married a monster. #marriedlife #weird

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The more I rewatch #GreysAnatomy the more I realize most of the relationships in the show were really unheathy. #manipulative #boarderlineabusive

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@Gabby_Johnson17 Vote for Jo Jorgensen.

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Lucifer (the show) season 4 episode 8 (starting about halfway through the episode) hits real different right now...

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My husband is constantly telling me “I want to leave/do this thing/ get started at this time” I am almost always ready at that time if not 20 minutes early. He is never ready at that time. He is always late. #hurryup #waitingonhim

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@OnlyintheICU No one officially laid off because of COVID but they cut everyone’s pay and decided to announce it on nurses week. And hours have been cut for a lot of floors as well. #happynursesweektous

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So I was watching Hercules today and I feel like 2020 is the scene where Herc first gets to Thebes and they are talking about all the disasters that have happened.

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There is a person that lives in my apartment complex that will lock their car about 15 times every time they get out. It’s excessive. #calmdown #itwaslockedthefirsttime

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@RNTraumaQueen There was a clinical group my fourth semester in nursing school filled with all the kids the professors were trying to fail but couldn’t because they hadn’t technically done anything fail worthy... #badnursingstudents

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We are laying in bed and he decided the scene is so funny that he needs to look it up and watch it again. So now he’s laying in bed giggling about what “quality cinema” this scene is. #husband #marriedlife #homealone2

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Last night my husband and I watched Home Alone 2. There’s a part where Marv gets hit in the head with four bricks and he hasn’t stopped laughing about it since...

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This is not the first time he has seen the movie. He’s seen it multiple times. He is still laughing about it 24 hours later.

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There is a guy in a creepy clown mask outside the gas station I’m at and it’s real scary. I’d be creeped out even if I wasn’t afraid of clowns. But guess what. I am which makes this whole situation worse. #clownsaretheworst #scaryclown

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@astew262 Same

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My husband giving directions: you’re going to go south on this road for a mile then turn east
Me: these words mean nothing to me.
Him: fine I’ll send you a pin. *sends me a pin of the exact coordinates*
Me: