*nice weather
Me: There is no way I study right now. I need to be outside!
*thunder lightning
Me: There is no way I can study right now. I need to watch a movie and nap.
I applied to be on the next Bachelor, but I got tired of waiting to hear back so I invited 20 of my tinder matches to the same bar and I’m going to do this shit myself.
So I wanted to just throw a cheese at my little brother to see what would happen. I realized he didn’t even flinch so I continued to make a whole ass sandwich.