🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱

AHOY!!!!! Birdkeeper/dream therapist/ballboy for @tacoblaseball. I used to pitch also! Trying to take it easy these days. she/they
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[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

WOW look at that new will dropped that absolutely EVERYONE should vote for RIGHT NOW!!! :O

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

What do you mean he isn’t eligible

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

This week, I wholeheartedly endorse* THE GRACK for the Hall of Fame Ballot! Vote now!

*This endorsement is in no way coerced by muppets with green beam guns

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

This isn’t weed

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@friend_liquid (A third horse?!)

Hmm… I don’t think that was quite right…

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Wait!! I’ve got it!!! It was Homselumbo!!

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

If I committed a murder, which I’d never do, I’d simply refuse to talk to any detectives who follow me around and I’d definitely never answer their just one more questions 😒

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@ChiStables Well, think that’s my cue to get going! Bye bye!!

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@friend_liquid There’s more than one famous horse detective?! Gosh, I really don’t know much I guess….

This guy though, his name is Homse something…? I can’t remember 😣

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@GiaGiaGiaMechs ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️

Hehehe…. They’ll never get me now 😈

…. Is what I’d say if I were trying to shake off a detective who won’t leave me alone about a crime I didn’t commit 🙄

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@GiaGiaGiaMechs Ooh, any other hot tips then??

Not that I need them. This is just in case!!

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@GiaGiaGiaMechs ✍️ ✍️

(I know I wouldn’t if I were a detective!!)

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@GiaGiaGiaMechs Oh!!! Hehe, good idea 😈

By the time they realize, I’ll know all about their wife and I’ll be on my way to go kiss her 😈

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@friend_liquid Yeah, you know! The famous horse detective, what was his name again?

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@UnclePlasma 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

@UnclePlasma Hi!! Is something wrong, detective? ☺️

[銀鏡つかさ/水族館写真家 @tsukarium]

緩やかに落ちていくラッコ

[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

Whaaat??? I joined “a year” ago already??
Um, tbh I don’t really get why this thing thinks it’s only been 1 year… 😅
Oh well!! I’m still here sleeping as always!! 😴

#MyTwitterAnniversary

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Happy Mother's Day! Today we celebrate all mothers, including our surrogate mama sea otters and our incredible guests that share their love of the ocean with their families. 💙

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Also if you haven't heard! We are participating in the Taco dos Mayo charity stream this weekend with @tacoblaseball alongside friends from the other Taco Pods @ArchivesUnlimi and @CitiesPod

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[🦦McKinley Otten 🌮🦦🔱 @mckinleyotten]

I haven’t been active on Twitter in a while but in my defense I’m just so sleepy~ 😴