MC

“not to be stirred, only to be spooned” #oui

[Cam Johnson @cam_johnson_23]

If life is a highway it better not be I-75

[MC @mckschmid]

My selfie stick friend!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

27 years ago today, David Robinson scored 71 points to win the scoring title over Shaq 💪

➤ 71 Pts
➤ 14 Reb
➤ 5 Ast

[MC @mckschmid]

@Fluffhead_15 @Ikesmitty ITS FOR THE PLANTS ISNT IT

[MC @mckschmid]

@cork_tastic THIS WAS ME LAST WEEK. Also I ate the whole fridge

[SZA @sza]

I can literally do anything . So can u . How tight is that 🥺

[MC @mckschmid]

The type of support I need

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

Pumpkin = technically a fruit?
Eggs = standard breakfast meal
Milk = good for you
Spices = one does need a zest for life

Pumpkin pie = a health food. Suitable for all means especially breakfast.

[MC @mckschmid]

Holding your friends mask back as they throw up is the 2020 version of holding back their hair #facts

[MC @mckschmid]

I finally made it to the @KUWTK episode when @ScottDisick met @Josiebucketlist. It is sooo cool to see Scott’s side of this story after having been around Josies side when she was falling ill!

[Josie Langsdorf @Josiebucketlist]

Can't believe I am still here & it has been 1yr ago today this bucket list item happened @ScottDisick @russelljay2

[MC @mckschmid]

@PaigeBellaire Where from? I need a new one

[Bandles @jbandles2]

When it’s 11:58pm and your rough draft is due at 11:59pm

[MC @mckschmid]

@MirandaReese_xo me

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Iced coffee just tastes better when you’re late for work

[MC @mckschmid]

@_catePILAR @Rachael_Marie11 I watched this and legit thought “that looks like Pilar who got hit in the face” and then realized you retweeted it and pieced it together that it may just be true...

[MC @mckschmid]

@jcLeech @SUBWAY They did remember that, at least!

[MC @mckschmid]

Today is rough, so naturally @SUBWAY forgot the chicken AND bacon in my chicken, bacon, ranch salad...

[MC @mckschmid]

@jbandles2 Locust swarms have been goin on but this hungry, man...

[MC @mckschmid]

@jbandles2 @HowardMortman @bluthquotes @MittRomney Hahahahah seamless analogy

[MC @mckschmid]

@EazyE_523 Let’s not forget the record breaking swarms of locusts

[MC @mckschmid]

@lifeinlemans a true queen

[Dylan Ward Cunningham @theprincedylan]

Genovia hasn’t reported a SINGLE CASE of COVID-19. This is what TRUE leadership looks like.

[MC @mckschmid]

@lifeinlemans I need to know