Mary Claire Smith

auburn alum. forester. wildland firefighter. 🤠🦋🌞🍄🌲🔥🌻

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

driving home with Chick-fil-A in the passenger seat like

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

I had a dream last night that I was on vacation in some big city with @laineywilson and @lizzo… talk about a damn girl gang right there 🤌🏼

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

if hippos are soooo dangerous then why do they have such cute ears

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@weirdallison12 oh

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@cwest012 I thought she was for sure a goner when she slammed the door so hard it shook every single window in the place

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

@cwest012 plot twist: he (the cook) was a woman and her name was skittles. ended up coming back in and cooked the worst hash browns I have ever had in my life

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

chunky chocolate chip cookies and Fritos is an elite snack combo

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

lol imagine trying to explain this headline to like a 1700s peasant

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@allisonhowell12 eeeeeasy girl

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the first thing I did when my feet hit the floor this morning was take a sip a water. the second thing I did was spit said water out of my nose bc @nate_gamble said something funny. I think I’ll keep him around

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

@allisonhowell12 that reminds me….

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this cannot be real

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SPANX LEGGINGS ARE $100?!? for that price I’m expecting to pass them down to my grandchildren like an heirloom

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

me n @nate_gamble were talking about desserts and he couldn’t think of the word macaron so he called them “the colored krabby patties” 💀

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

can somebody please explain the hype with the golden goose sneakers???? they r ugly? and cost $500+???

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@bapowers95 https://t.co/Z81OnIOTeJ

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ok New York Post, you have my full undivided attention with this one

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

is this what it’s like to feel ancient

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

this time last year was the last time I got to hug and talk to my grandma in person (she lived in an assisted living facility and couldn’t have visitors due to COVID) (also my last living g’rent). please call your elders and tell them you love them today

[Mary Claire Smith @mclairesmith_]

well you shouldn’t have

[Quebec Stan @howstickyitget]

anytime betty white trends this is legit me