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do not ask me why I do things, for I myself do not know

[weird al @weirdallison12]

Rip to one of my all time faves 😔 #ClorisLeachman

[Bre $tyle ❤️‍🔥 @bre_style]

“it’s time to choose your 2026 benefits.”

[a @boopyape]

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re stressed out Hayao Miyazaki?

[໊ @meishato]

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me and then leave

[weird al @weirdallison12]

@Wishdawg96 Grateful @LuckyHat223 is going to pay for all the bros to see it together 🙏

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

what i want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Fedal fans watching the Sincaraz Wimbledon Final

[matt @mattybtweets69]

We stopped getting slizzard, as a country

[weird al @weirdallison12]

Can’t wait to see how he’s gonna Willem Dafoe this role

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Robert Pattinson will reportedly play Hermes in Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’

[ieva @mourninglambs]

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life and wake up exhausted and aching

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when people turn 30 they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[redacted @aquariusdays]

in a monogamous relationship with the bit

[seiya @systole_]

at work making a playlist instead of doing my job