Clare Snyder

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

@SSCJoCoKs Let Me Love You, Fitz and the Tantrums > Justin Bieber

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

@BTDK81 @SSCJoCoKs Truth!

[the Mom TruthBomb @momTruthBomb]

All the baby books tell you that infants need to eat every 2 to 3 hours, but what they fail to mention is that this behavior continues until the child turns 18 and moves out of your house.

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

People hoping to save Earth for the children have not yet met the children 100 feet behind me who are fucking furious their parents brought them on a hike.

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

J (8): pathetic look, whiny tone “My nose is really stuffy.”
M: It’s just a allergies, it’ll feel better in an hour. *under my breath* Plus, I am maxed out on my J tolerance
Husband: It’s 7:42a
Me:

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

@SMSMrHirons Oh my gosh! 🤢

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

@missy_el @yellowcardigan “I’m wondering if...”

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

@0bviouSquirre1 @late_tweetz My therapist tells me she’s proud of me when I do things that are challenging for me. I think this is part encouragement and partly her trying to make more comfortable accepting compliments. It gives me a weird feeling, uncomfortable and proud.

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

@rosadona The number of social media posts I create and repeatedly listening to @thekillers Rut.

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

😭

[Willie Geist @WillieGeist]

Took my 11-year-old to the pediatrician, and as she sat tall, beautiful, and poised on the same little exam table where Dr. Lewis tested all her newborn joints 11 years ago, something unexpected washed over me. My daughter asked, “Dad, are there tears in your eyes?”. There were.

[Chinua AcheBae @sordidjoy]

Overheard my children talking.

G: “what are dreams? They’re like brain movies!”
K: “Your soul leaves at night time. Dreams are what your soul sees when it leaves and does whatever it wants.”

Me:

[Laura Waters @mrswaters4th]

To the top of the dome, 296 steps! Crazy windy day, brave 4th graders! Where’s Fiona?

[Trailwood Elementary @trailwoodsmsd]

All students @trailwoodsmsd today are making Valentine cards for residents of The Forum, a senior living facility in Overland Park.
@theSMSD

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

Sickening act, followed by good people coming together. https://t.co/mBX47vigmK

[The Kansas City Star @KCStar]

An entire subway car came together to wash away swastikas scrawled everywhere https://t.co/XS3L7CWwwT

[Katie Mellen @twmellen]

You can't celebrate 100 days of school without a treat! @trailwoodsmsd #100daysofschool

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

(1/2): "To all the little girls who are watching this never doubt that you are valuable and powerful..." -@HillaryClinton

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

@christadubill education!

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Don't stand still. Vote today: https://t.co/jfd3CXLD1s #ElectionDay #MannequinChallenge

[bebirt @bebirt]

Listening for the "mane" idea! #readingisrelaxing

[Clare Snyder @mclares]

Before and after #haircuts https://t.co/KFlUZO5GF8