Kramit

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Good stuff

[Kramit @mclaumar]

@MikeSmi59023006 @KylieBearseWX That's brilliant

[Papageorgio @gecffmn]

This is how most Americans actually live.
Guy gets out of his truck, politely explains the semis need room to get through the farm, and works it out with a thumbs-up. No attitude. No drama.
The loud, angry, chip-on-the-shoulder crowd yelling online and on TV? Tiny minority. Most folks are decent, practical, and just try to get along like neighbors.
This right here is the real America.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Kramit @mclaumar]

@james406 you sir... are my hero

[james hawkins @james406]

sorry, i'm absolutely swamped today

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[Anthony @natolisnuggets]

An AE during a demo while the SE and technical support analyst handle the call.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

anyone who has ever built anything can tell you that theres a point in the development cycle where the sunk costs become too great, and the entire org chart starts walking on eggshells around an exec who is too tunneled in to realize his product sucks

[Pete Fiutak @PeteFiutak]

There are few dumber things in sports than offsides in soccer

Get back on D, son

(Seriously, imagine if a receiver couldn't run past a DB in football on a deep ball, or you couldn't get out on a fast break in hoops)

[Kevin McCurdy @KevinMcCurdy]

Not a Vegas fan, but Brayden McNabb took a 87 mile an hour slapshot in the nose, had reconstructive procedures with ~30 stitches and played the next game.

Leon Draisaitl played through 2 series with a high ankle sprain 3 years ago, putting up on of the most dominant playoff performances in recent memory in the process. That's an injury that no football, soccer, or basketball player would play through. Arguably most NHL players wouldn't play with this injury either.

Patrice Bergeron played game 6 of the 2013 finals with a punctured and collapsed lung, broken ribs, torn rib cartilage and a separated shoulder.

Hockey players are just built different.

Also, the cup requires three things:

1. The favour of the hockey gords.
2. Timing (ie. team composition, being on the upswing at the right time, Carolina is a great example this year)
3. Sheer will to win at all costs.

[Kramit @mclaumar]

@omgsidewalks

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[Kramit @mclaumar]

@MaxCowan0 @EM_Creates @Phillies I wasn't think of it as "claiming" but more of "existing" within the state...

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I have absolutely no interest in the World Cup, but I’m following a German soccer fan traveling the South as if my life depended on it.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Kramit @mclaumar]

@MikeBales seriously, dude. So true. I’m always trying to check my sources, confirming, and the I’m like—

[Kramit @mclaumar]

@DSimpson88 Dude, YES! 🎯🇺🇸