cassidy ❁

my life is like a sitcom except i don't get paid to be in it and it's pretty depressing

[cassidy ❁ @mclouuvin]

I hope you're getting served warm beer & mixed drinks that aren't stirred well

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Turkey sent a 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal

[spicebae @spicebae_]

@selenathedon (one of my favorites)
to my daughter
page 65 💕

[Deep deep diaries @deepdeepdiaries]

little miss always tries to give them a second chance and regrets it later

[𝓓✰ @danielaflorezz_]

Happy National Girlfriend day to the girls who have gotten cheated on, lied too, left with no explanation, emotionally abused, & left a toxic relationship You females are strong independent young women! You deserve the world. You're all beautiful!

[nina @ninagrewrites]

all I want is to surrender and be the softest and most vulnerable version of myself with someone without regretting it after. I’d like my vulnerability to be nurtured like it’s precious, not dismissed and treated as disposable.

[⊹DENALI⊹ @httpdenali]

men used to go to war. now they order a vodka cran

[cassidy ❁ @mclouuvin]

@YouTubeTV Just canceled my subscription, Hulu TV is the same price with on demand and 30+ additional channels. Can’t wait 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[a @nolaa24]

@CBS4Ted @CBSMiami I’ll mark feeling bad for an alligator on my 2021 bingo card now

[cassidy ❁ @mclouuvin]

Idk who checks Twitter but I just wanted to say I have a whole baby now can we just

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

I’ve been in LA for a year and haven’t seen a single celebrity. My mom comes for a weekend and meets Snoop Dogg

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Whoops

[SAMMY ADAMS @SammyAdams]

Playing DMX FOR THE REST OF THE DAY FIGHT 👑

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why do dads always wanna know your flight information what are u gonna do with it

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

???

[Bricks @Brixgoods]

A Frat kid asking “who do you know here” would of kept out the protestors better.

[Ebo @EBoKnowss]

If the COVID vaccine was administered in Chik-fil-a drive thrus we’d be done by Monday