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[Matt @mcmanmat]

Oh look! The anaemic offence and Bad News Bears-esque defence has cost the #bluejays another game.

These bozos should be absolutely fucking embarrassed with their performance.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Any person over 40 realizes that this is the Marlboro font. The people in charge of this are clearly under 40.

[Matt @mcmanmat]

We have a winner.

[k@te and discontent @716Transplant]

@MerriamWebster Queue - one letter doing all the work while four others stand around is real group project energy

Worcestershire - less a word than a trap

[Matt @mcmanmat]

@thejaysnation That's not magically going to make the batters learn how to hit or the fielders learning how to catch and throw. This embarrassment is squarely on the players collectively forgetting how to baseball.

[Matt @mcmanmat]

Just started the Jays game. Delighted to see they're down 3-0 before ever getting to hit.

This team is fucking terrible. #bluejays

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[Matt @mcmanmat]

-17.7 WAR from the exact same lineup YOY. Imagine how things would be if that number were even HALF as bad.

#bluejays

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

Look at the top 7 pos players from last year's Jays team. You can swap Bichette->Okamoto pretty easily in terms of value, so ignore that for now.

The remaining 6: well, this is it. There's other stuff on the margins and in rotation, but this is the main story. Stars gotta star.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

If FIFA world cup final was not rigged, why were the fireworks colors of Argentina? Their plans were ruined by Spain.

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Glorious tweet exchange. Glorious.

[Matt @mcmanmat]

I want a refund for this #bluejays game. Holy crap are they bad.

[Matt @mcmanmat]

@MoKnowsBall2023 @JohnnyGiunta_ What does being diabetic have to do with anything?

[Gator⚡Gum @gator_gum]

The RW Influencers have gone into overdrive to protect Pierre The Infallible this week.

He's their great hope. Their very best.

But here's where the truth actually lies.

Pierre Poilievre is chasing history. He has been in campaign mode for years. He's fighting to become the first party leader to lose back to back elections in over 50 years.

Additionally, he's running to tie a Canadian Record 5th straight Conservative loses.

While his base tells you a different story, the data doesn't lie. He's on the cusp of becoming the biggest loser we've seen in our political lifetime, possibly in Canadian History.

Bon chance, mom ami!

[Matt @mcmanmat]

@thejaysnation Absolutely not.

[Chris Black @DownToBlack]

Lowest 1st Half OPS
Blue Jays Franchise History

2026 .691
1980 .690
1997 .689
2024 .688
1978 .676
1979 .651
1981 .606

[Matt @mcmanmat]

@MarshaIIZach He can't hold a runner on 1st, either.

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

Who fucking made this…🤣😂👏🏻

[Matt @mcmanmat]

@lyndamartin147 @BlueJaysDad Shit brown and mustard, apparently.

[Matt @mcmanmat]

@erraticusfinch @BlueJaysDad Easily the ugliest uniforms in MLB.

[Matt @mcmanmat]

The #bluejays reminded us today that they are a mediocre/bad baseball team. They can't even win series against the worst teams in MLB. At least we get a few days off from watching this weak excuse of a sportsball team.