Cmar

Rochester, London, Apple. What more do you need?

[Seven Rasmussen @toomanyspectra]

me: do you think we’ll make it off the Earth? will our last farewell to a dying sun be broadcast from the bridge of a starship? or scratched, feverish, into the walls of a broiling cave?

them: we meant if you had any questions about the job

[Karthik @karthikponna19]

Programmer: "just read the documentation"

the documentation:

[Cmar @mcmar]

@a_space_person Peter F Hamilton, especially his Commonwealth series

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

Dallas fans finally get to watch meaningful football

[FUTEMENTALES @FUTEMENTALES]

Eu quando estou com muita saudade de morder gente

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

my honest reaction to the episode

[Andra @AndyBozzie]

Just had a full 5 min conversation with a taxi driver about Messi.

Turns out the cunt was asking about Nessie.

Am like, “aye Messi is real, he scored a hat trick in the first game”

He replies, “he touched my friends foot”

Who, fuckin Messi? 😭😭😭😭

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

trying to remember some Australian things to get mad about before the game today
—spiders
—Andrew Bogut
—different name for Burger King
—vegemite
—Christmas in summer, messed up
—too good at swimming (what's wrong with land?)
—all good-looking

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

me: hey can I get a 5 ultra high definition photos of 70ft tall Anne Hathaway stomping around Manhattan and crushing people under red heels?

midjourney: sure here you go

me: btw do you know where I can go to get cancer screenings?

midjourney: you’re not gonna believe this

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Wish upon a star! 💫 Jirachi is coming to #PokemonPokopia!

Starting Tuesday, June 23, you can befriend Jirachi, the Wish Pokémon. Additionally, you can collect shining wish notes, which are only available during the event, and exchange them for items inspired by the starry sky.

[tori @dietcokestan]

help deidre down
help deidre up

[! @Kashe1dz]

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

[Formula 1 @F1]

HE’S DONE IT!!! 🤩

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! 🏆🎉

#F1 #BarcelonaGP

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

Arsenal & Knicks winning…I’m scared of Mamdani’s power

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

you just created a million jalen brunsons

[Jonathan Tamari @JonathanTamari]

Crowd reax shots across the boroughs looking like the celebrations at the end of Return of the Jedi

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

NYC this weekend

[The Resistance Broadcast @TRBpodcasts]

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

[kate @ChineseLLM]

bro how the fuck am i gonna implement this dropdown menu in React now

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO