Michael Morganstein

You can't steal first base #umd17

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@abolitionvision @inspirasian51 That is too small! Pls fix

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@mobilecurn Yes! I became an eel man when i was in London town, i learned all about them

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@mobilecurn Was out good and slimy?

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@mobilecurn If i like, unlike, relike does she get two salmon treats?

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@mobilecurn Any eel yet??

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@maggiesauber That's why you don't have 5 stars

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@JeffDLowe @LightsCameraPod

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@e_munson Just like the wilpons!

[David Aldridge @davidaldridgedc]

Asked about his recent travels the past few years, Howard has a ready-made answer: “I learned Magic for eight years. Went to La-La Land. Worked for a while with Rockets. Learned to fly with some Hawks. Got stung by the Hornets. And it all taught me how to be a Wizard.”

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@e_munson @Mets But with Wilmer as the 4th outfielder, i don't think this is the worst move

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@puzzlelords @puckybreg The answer is "shazam"

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@mattkellyMLB @TimBritton @davidstein65

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@e_munson I was called Daniel at a work happy hour for the entire night. I was so embarrassed correcting them.

[Washington Wizards @WashWizards]

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[Billy Hurley III @BillyHurley3]

For those of you who don’t know, I am running against @JordanSpieth for Chairman of the @PGATOUR Player Advisory Council. One final push for the voting that ends tomorrow

[SB Nation @SBNation]

SCREENSHOT THIS GIF TO PICK THE BUCKS’ NEXT HEAD COACH

[Michael Baumann @MichaelBaumann]

The wildest thing to me is that in 55 years of covering the Mets the New York Times had never broken out the word "shithole" until now.

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@shellson11 Your resolution should be showing up for Festivus

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@devin_rutan @ChevyChaseToGo The purple line has been both under construction and dead like five times already. There are so many ways to challenge any infrastructure project

[Michael Morganstein @mcmorganstein]

@devin_rutan Ye! Until the next lawsuit