Broman McNeighbro

My landlady told me to document all the annoying things my neighbro does. What better place to do that than twitter.

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Gotta move. Had to be out by end of day - jokes on them, snuck into the apartment in the dead of night like a boss. Walls might echo, but no one knows. (editor's note: we all knew - all of us.) #midnightmoves #brovid19 #badass

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Still here, baby. Loving life. Bring on the weekend! 1 year since I broke my foot - still can't walk down stairs, still lift tho. Woooooo! #blessed #brovid19

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Wasted last night. Totes epic. Couldn't find my bed - roommate fell over. Countdown to new pad: 5 days. Tight. #brovid19

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Tmw you realize any noise can be singing. Just keep it rippin and follow your cold metal heart. Daz wuz up! #metalaf #norules #blessed

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Too quiet today, g - had to call my bro. We got into it, but it’s cool. He’s fam. PEACE! #Brovid19

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Had my bros over tonight. Party fucking on, man. My neighbor flipped out and it was hilarious. Can’t stop, won’t stop. #covidcrew19

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

#Brospired by a copter flyby last night. Cranked that surround and felt the bullets whiz by me when I played with my crew. Why does no one else do this?! #sweetafdreams #2Ahang #Brovid19

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Wake up at 7. Blast music. Sing. Just another day. Who doesn’t love hair metal?! Come at, me bro! #brovid19 #morningjams

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

2A jam sesh on my keyboard. Can’t ignore the gods of creativity, man. When I feel the urge day or night I’m a slave to the music. #artist #explorer #aftermidnightjamsesh

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Last night was so dope, I’m doubling down. Got TWO of my bro’s over tonight for some self-iso realness. Gon be fucking turnt. #repeat #allnightlong #blessed #thisishowuquarantine

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

@JeremyStutes Nah, man, just needed some ‘za.

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Sometimes I walk around my pad pretending to be an Italian dude. Anyone else? #plzsendpizza

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Another Thursday night in quarantine. Invited my bro over for video games and partying all. night. long. So epic. #noonesworking #partyeverynight #sleepisfortheweak

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Had to lay it down on the phone, and some dumb bitch outside told me to shut up. No one tells me what to do, so I slammed the window, went to my room. Came out 20 minutes later to play a tight 2 mins on keyboard. Showed her. #imthebossofme #youshutup #hatersgonhate

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

@EbMarie83 If only she made meatloaf. All she does is pay for my housekeeper. She’s a bitch. #meatloaf #theworst #brovid19

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

I’ve been told I have a temper - which is not true. At all. Just every time my mom calls, I punch the closest thing next to me and scream in my apartment for an hour. Like EVERYONE else does. #brolife #brovid19 #suckitmom

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

@EbMarie83 Right now I’m totes exploring new tonalities, developing sweet riffs and heavy beats, but can’t find the right vibe... The album art is sick af, tho... So - maybe late May if you’re lucky! Bwah! 🤘 #creativeexplorer #blessed #musicalprodigy

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

#brodea - rock yodeling. It’s like rock n roll, but also yodeling. I’ve been doing it for the last half hour and it slaps. #doingitfortheneighbors

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

@TheViv86 And thank YOU for noticing my appreciation for the velvety sweet tones of today’s top stories. Its really the only way to download local 411 - light one up and crank dat bass. #supportlocalnews #skrillex4lyfe

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

@JeremyStutes You gotta get it when you can, man. Times are strange. Flexing is life. Time is a relative construct perpetuated by deep state government. Free yourself. #skrillwxrules #doyouevenCOVIDbro

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

@TheViv86 4 out of 10 experts believe continuous loud noise disinfects your lungs of ‘rona... it’s like that and drinking the ‘sol. Lowkey I’m doin’ both, bro. See you on the other side! #brovid19 #lysolshots #blessed

[Broman McNeighbro @mcneighbro]

Not sure what to do in a kitchen, I know the food’s in the fridge - but pounding on the stove knobs does NOT get it to turn on. So imma take a shot of water (only glasses I own - hell yeah MFs!) and go to Chipotle. #bitchinkitchin #brolife #takinshots