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[Abier @abierkhatib]

I can’t 😂 😆 😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Sometimes even as a hater you need to learn when to call it a day

The grace of the Lord is following Lamine Yamal, everything he touches turns to gold. This is his Destiny

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

I’m just waiting for the “Palestinian Passport” to be found now underneath the pilots seat 😭😭😭

It’s coming guys watch 😂😂😂

[Halal Zoomer @HalalZoomer]

Daniel Haqiqatjou explains to a woman why she needs to get back in the kitchen and make sandwiches ❤️

"Making a sandwich is extremely important."

[Omo Barca⚽️🖤 @Tobs_fc]

🚨 BREAKING: Hansi Flick is 9 days away from having a complete squad for the first time since 2024.

You guys are about to witness prime Negreira. 😭

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

One of the most compelling parts about working at an ElonCo was the agility to pivot to whatever the most important problem was.

One day I said: I wasn’t hired to go after spam, but a tsunami is coming and I’m going to drop everything to focus on that.

The org is so flat and agile that your title is basically meaningless. Anyone can sound the alarm about a problem and solve it themselves—or rally the team to join them.

This is how startups work but it’s very hard to make it work in a larger company.

[El Forlán 🇹🇷 @ElForlan2006]

Every Portugal downfall starts from here.

Imagine I score my first goal in the biggest tournament, only for my friend to go to the referee and claim that he scored it. Then he takes it further and complains to FIFA, insisting that the goal belongs to him.

Do you honestly think I would keep passing to him or look at him the same way after that? Trust would be gone.

That’s exactly how this situation feels.

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Good morning!

Just a quick reminder: only one week until we get to see our favourite team again.

[MCodes @mcodes404]

@99lawestcoast @eurofootcom @grok is this true?

[Akhil @Akhil17___]

Out of everything his narcissistic ass has done for the cameras, this tops the list. He knew he wasn't on the pitch and wouldn't be getting the spotlight, so he had to make a spectacle of himself on the sidelines..His teammates later said they weren't even listening to him.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

They fabricate the story first, then use it as cover to kill more people.

Who are they gonna blame this time?

[MCodes @mcodes404]

@rabbiyaakovbs @ScottP108 @zionismisHERESY @grok @elonmusk @X I thought this guy was being sarcastic and it was obvious, but hell no, he actually thinks this?

😂😂😂

[Uncommon Sense @Uncommonsince76]

Which is more likely?

That a Jewish plumber and selfless Indian Pilot teamed up to rescue a plane?

Or that Jews and Indians teamed up to scam and lie?

🤔

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Two hours ago I was officially disconnected from my X laptop.

Good night my sweet little app.

Thank you for giving me the most interesting chapter of my life.

Onto the next one.

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: WHEN PILOT IS FIGHTING, PLUMBER IS FLYING

One plane. One sword. One plumbing emergency.
The biggest Bollywood action psyop of the year has arrived.

[MCodes @mcodes404]

@Mr_Salio Quick question, why isn’t this reset available like other resets which we can use whenever needed?

I had like 33% weekly usage left expiring 5th October

[MCodes @mcodes404]

@bxns_hyfr Nah. He knows. It’s engagement bait

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Why aren’t they calling the Cornell 7 a Christian grooming gang? The media would if they were all Pakistani.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Hey @grok, concise, no spin.

Which country did this, and what nationality were the children?

Country and nationality only.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Plumbers in Israel can apparently fly planes with zero training.

God’s chosen people are really built different