Michelle Brenner

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

Ready for the Jazz game tonight! My twins love @Joeingles7 @utahjazz #headbandjoe

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

Do you think my twins love @joeingles7 as much as his twins love him? Game day! Go @utahjazz #headbandjoe @renaeingles https://t.co/PWlHNa68cn

[Jon Howe @TheCanasian]

Awesome. Get at it! #IwantMae @DarkHorseComics @GeneHa @TeeJPro @semperfortem @snaub @JPBeezle @missjesseca @mcooper85 @cntsg @jonbstudios https://t.co/jpy5gWaO1o

[Jon Howe @TheCanasian]

We got JP Gibson's autograph! Kid's straight baller. @utahjazz #legend

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

Happy Birthday to my baby sis! Love you more than you know! http://t.co/LWhl8utKI6

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

@MaddieCooper17 was it the dog shampoo?

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

“@IamEnidColeslaw: if I fart in your presence, congratulations. you are now in my Circle of Trust” #pullmyfinger @PHC2240 is this true?

[Maddie Cooper LeCheminant @QueenMard]

"Stand up for dicks." -my sister at the centerville parade.

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

#spriteslam Evans

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

“@MaddieCooper17: Soooo, is it child pornography if a tween takes a picture of their face, and their face looks like a butt?”

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

@JacobSmedley you do lie quite a bit. @MaddieCooper17 tells me all the time not to believe anything you say.

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

@CoryTCooper #needy #highmaintance

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

@CoryTCooper I feel the same way. Calling me hun means the opposite of customer service. Only my boy toys can call me hun

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Saying "RELAX" is maybe the least relaxing word you can say to someone

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

I have a hard time distinguishing between pizza and love

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

On an elevator with the pervy-ist-perv guy ever! He got on and started jumping and starred at all the women's boobs bounce...not discretely!

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

Woman at mall with entire boob out feeding her kid. Breast feeding is fine, showing your boob to everyone walking by, not fine

[Michelle Brenner @mcooper85]

Candle stores in malls should be required to have doors and keep them shut or barf bags for the poor people that have to walk past the store