Jessica 🥲

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

@Apple shame on you for changing the map to gulf of America. Shame on you.

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

This is apocalyptic.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is the most insane video of the Pacific Palisades Fire I’ve seen yet

📍 Los Angeles, California

My jaw just dropped….

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

@Tesla charging congestion fees without even telling you that you’re at a high demand charger seems exactly like the shady business practices that @elonmusk would choose. Thanks for the fees you didn’t warn me about, asshole.

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

So irritating that I spend $8 on a drink at @Starbucks and 2 of my last 3 visits the baristas have poisoned me with the wrong milk. I ask for soy for a reason. Now I’ve wasted $8 and I’m sick. Thank you so much. #starbucks #lactoseintolerant

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

5 year old rebranded cybertruck to Cyberyuck. Way more appropriate. #tesla #elonsucks

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

"Terrorism" if it's a CEO, but "unfixable" if it's school children.

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

Couldn’t happen to a better guy.

[JPA @jasrifootball]

Harrison Butker misses from 29 😳

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

Someone tell me why Dan Campbell just did that. I do not understand. #BUFvsDET

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

@ChuckFBass JT

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

@cooterdoodle I sat cooper kupp but also started Jauan Jennings. So.

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

The last thing I expected to hear at 5:30 this morning was @jasonmoore telling on himself in the worst way @SpitballersPod

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

With a loss today at Miami, the Jets now have been eliminated from the playoffs for the 14th consecutive season, extending the longest active drought across the NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB and the WNBA.

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

@guarnaschelli The trash

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Ngl I don’t hate it

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

@RayGQue Expectation for a rookie WR were way too high. Compared to other rookie WR seasons he’s ok. That said, Gannon will not scheme for him and Kyler is too inconsistent to support a true WR1 right now

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

This was called a false start… on the Bengals when it was an obvious jump from the Steelers.

Better Vision. Better Calls. Still offering NFL refs free Modern LASIK across our network of trusted surgeons.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me watching myself draft CMC with the 1.01 back in August:

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

@FFHitman I hate this football season. If the goal was to draft a team that looks most like a hospital, I’ve done it.

[Jessica 🥲 @mcpapen]

@cooterdoodle