MCP

Never met a Snickers I didn't like. Views and any left over Easter eggs are my own.

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Ken getting nominated and not Barbie is honestly so fitting for a film about a man discovering the power of patriarchy in the Real World.

[MCP @mcphammer]

@kateinkew @shitduosays But I’m usually fairly good company!

[Alan Baxter ♛ @AlanBixter]

"Drowning out the voices of those who desperately crave to be heard by consistently amplifying the Trumpian ramblings of a political liar is a hideous stain on their profession that will never leave them." -RonniSalt
https://t.co/S2oZPWqg5w

[Australia Institute @TheAusInstitute]

"We don't actually have any national climate policy."

"We have targets. We have no policy to drive change."

@RDNS_TAI #auspol

[MCP @mcphammer]

@jezinkew @thehoylester @kateinkew This sounds even better than Con Air! I’m IN

[SBS Eurovision @SBSEurovision]

Never considered 'business cowboy' to be a look but Gustaph has me convinced.

#EUROVISION2023 #SBSEurovision

[MCP @mcphammer]

🧵 THREAD OF GOLD!

[Kerryn Goldsworthy 🤓🤔🙄😳😱 🎓📚📝🎶🥂 @AdelaideBook]

Only Australians will get it.

[Brent Hodgson @BrentHodgson]

Australia: “#RaiseTheRate!”

Also Australia: “Not you, RBA!”

[Dr Sheep Person Podge @noplaceforsheep]

Circulating naked images of a female MP for revenge isn’t a “mistake” @Dom_Perrottet

It’s calculated misogynistic abuse, perpetrated for self-gain.

No man who does this should be anywhere near parliament.

This should be obvious to you, Premier.

[🌏 Zali Steggall MP @zalisteggall]

How is this man not immediately required to resign @Dom_Perrottet @Matt_KeanMP ?

[MCP @mcphammer]

@jezinkew @thehoylester @kateinkew Jesus H Christ - that is a killer view! Only catching up on Twitter-sphere now though so think we’ve missed you!! 😖😭

[MCP @mcphammer]

@kateinkew Well this is an absolute travesty. How can there be ‘smiles for the whole family’ when there are no lolly teeth for me to smile with?! And black cats?? 🤮
And who needs both peaches AND strawberries and cream?! Why Allen’s? Why?

[winnie code @winniecode]

spiritually james marsden is one of the chrises

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

well, well, well if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens home to roost

[Heath @LeastHesFunny_]

Have you ever seen a twig happier to just be a twig?!? This guys unbridled enthusiasm just became my 2023 goal.

[Radical Centrist,wrathful tantric deity🇺🇦🇹🇼🎗️ @RadCentrism]

Congrats. You made it through the third year of 2020.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

At Jerry's Pizza, we deliver swift justice.

[MCP @mcphammer]

@AmyRemeikis @GuardianAus And loved your musings on Britney at the recital centre!