Nathan Phelps

Increasingly happily married to @dearest_fawn
Girl dad
Christian
Front End Developer

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@FootbaIIism And somehow defense won this game

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@AMAZlNGNATURE The new way high T way to chug. No hands

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@3YearLetterman Just bodied Jamie and didn't even have to even start going "there". He's in shark invested waters and doesn't know it

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@PatMcAfeeShow Save vibes as "Ohio f***." Everyone gets it, no one cares.

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@CaseyBHead @simonsarris I believe I listed Olive Green and burnt orange on my new hire "what's your favorite ____" survey.

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@DiverJim42 @KlockoFett @3YearLetterman @elonmusk The kind that still get standing ovations showing up to high school sports games in letter jackets...

And lettered in shit

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@steve_jennette @3YearLetterman @RepJackKimble Your waterbed loan is terrible at jurisprudence

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@3YearLetterman @RepAOC @mtgreenee @PsychiatristCNS This is why Fox News will finish its run with 0 SEC Championships

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@DiscussingFilm

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@sahra_evrad @BradHensonPro That's all I saw too. He and Kelce will make this season so fun with these

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@WebDesignMuseum Dudes will see this and say, "hell yeah"

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@3YearLetterman @Sen_JoeManchin @JManziel2 @littlecaesars @DiamondRioBand @DavidHasselhoff @hansonmusic @SearsDeals @jiffylube @Whitesnake I hate to jump off assignment, but that's an old picture of Bill Clinton whose wife had an election stolen from her by Tara Lapinsky

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@RoKhanna Scranton Joe the corrupt politician doofus pedophile, unconvicted felon who isn't fit to stand trial and had made everything harder for everyone the last 4 years?

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@dexion10 @3YearLetterman Sounds like you're just jealous of coach's fountain view apartment lifestyle

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@GigaBasedDad That brother is dialed in like I've never been

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@Florida904Boss @3YearLetterman @vanillaice @SpeakerPelosi @Shoneys @KalenDeBoer @OnlyFansSupport @HobbyLobby @PaulyShore @JENNIWOWW @Whitesnake @jiffylube I'm not going to take any lessons about documents from someone who didn't read the small print on the documents for their waterbed loan that they're behind on

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@gerb_sam @3YearLetterman @vanillaice @SpeakerPelosi @Shoneys @KalenDeBoer @OnlyFansSupport @HobbyLobby @PaulyShore @JENNIWOWW @Whitesnake @jiffylube Coaching won't be taking any lip from some whose waterbed debt has gone to collections

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@Variety I love her pedigree as a Star Wars fan, and it gives me hope. That being said, every time I get hopeful, a red flag pops up.

This is the red flag that always precedes lazy content: using minorities as a body shield to protect themselves from backlash

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@pxue @Bob19046541 TIL: PDF Readers can reticulate splines

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@TheDemocrats CoViD vaccine mandates intentionally lined the pockets of big pharma