annie

30. she/her. Dog mum, vegan person.

[annie @mcphilbz]

Queen shit

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[annie @mcphilbz]

Anyone engaged yet

[annie @mcphilbz]

I’ve never done contour before but it’s Halloween dress up weekend at work and I thought I’d try my hand at make up after three years and I’ve gotta say

It’s the scariest I’ve ever looked

[annie @mcphilbz]

Overheard train conversation:

A dad: my daughter’s boyfriend, he isn’t particularly cerebral

Well that’s a gentle way of saying he’s thick as pig shit

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring

[m @msnetik]

Unless we can put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

[wes @mannmiami]

please look at the hidden replies

[big time sensuality @synthylauper]

The gü pot to ashtray pipeline

[annie @mcphilbz]

Good morning.

[annie @mcphilbz]

Interview in half an hour and my flu has teamed up with my social anxiety to release sleepy chemicals throughout my bloodstream, help plz x

[annie @mcphilbz]

@NifDlive I’m so glad I didn’t see this before we started playing because I would def have failed my sanity save

[annie @mcphilbz]

Hello.
Tonight is the Harvest Moon, the last full moon before the autumn equinox.
The moon is in Pisces. This means that emotions will be running high.
This is a good night to manifest the things you desire.
Don’t forget to put your crystals in the moonlight to recharge them x

[annie @mcphilbz]

Big news - huge.
I’ve bought a vape.

[annie @mcphilbz]

Since buying the Big Book of Alcoholics Anon on my kindle, my Lock Screen insistently advertises ‘Recommended for you: Overeaters Anonymous’ and I’m like mate please

[The Wardrobe Theatre @WardrobeTheatre]

AUDITION CALL OUT! Deadline this Saturday

We are seeking performers for Xmas 2021 - a new comedy mash-up (following Drac & Jill, Oedipuss In Boots, Rocky Shock Horror, Reservoir Mogs & more) directed by Julia Head ('Wild Swimming' FullRogue)

Details: https://t.co/XjdjwrfqaI

[annie @mcphilbz]

Gotta say I’m fucking buzzing that the rain has finally arrived in Bristol because the heat in this flat has been *this close* to unbearable

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta