Matthew Porter

[NOT ALT WORLD @NotAltWorld]

Reports of an unidentified orange haired mammal close to President's Park. Possibly invasive species. DC animal services have been notified https://t.co/nT8ZPwx97y

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@yourmandaniel lol...ok

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@yourmandaniel when?

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@yourmandaniel this one's closer

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

I speak four languages: tacos, Fire Sauce, burritos, and Baja Blast.

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@juicedatom also I went to another taco bell and they had the new menu pictures but the old combo numbering MADNESS

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@juicedatom I was trying to stop but some things just need to be yelled off of the top of the metaphorical mountain twitter.

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@tacobell almost gave me a heart attack it took me an additional 5 secounds to order due to the combo number changes. Such Agony!!

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

"Try fitting your phone in my ass"...@yourmandaniel ...such poor choice of words.

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@katylbird @yourmandaniel this statement was preceded by "if/when the round up of liberals starts"

[Jane O'Meara Sanders @janeosanders]

35 years ago today, Bernie was elected mayor by 10 votes. If 10 people hadn't shown that day, we might not be here today. Your vote counts!

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@yourmandaniel have you ever considered just slowing down?

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@yourmandaniel side note; can I swear on here?

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@yourmandaniel l felt if i was gonna tweet about somthing it might as well be the complete BS that is the DNC right now.

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@AmyKDacey #dnc should block @HillaryClinton from voter database as well until she can provide proof like @BernieSanders was asked to.

[Matthew Porter @mcporter92]

@yourmandaniel ya this twitter thing seems pretty lame