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[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I have seen enough ridiculousness to suspect it’s just a gender reveal balloon.

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Normalize crying as healthcare workers when we lose a patient.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

My nephew Lyle just explained to me the “F” in “F Bomb” stands for “friendship.”

F Bombs for everyone! 😃

[Prachee Avasthi @PracheeAC]

Before saying yes to something, ask yourself: will I hate this with my whole soul when the deadline/event arrives

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Let’s argue about something more pleasant.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

🍋Stay cool this summer with seersucker clothing, a tall glass of fresh-squeezed lemonade, and a delightful detachment from reality. 🍋

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Handball athletes fined for wearing shorts instead of *required* skimpy bikinis?

🔥Fire up my sewing machine🔥

Culottes are on the way, ladies!

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Someday you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”-C.S. Lewis

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Oh for crying out loud. Get vaccinated.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

You can learn a lot about a person by calling him or her every ten (10) minutes starting at 7:00am and leaving lengthy voice messages each time.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Early summer is the perfect time to invest in a quality pair of orthopedic sandals and a large pumice stone.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

The problem with people is that they are people.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Some days everything is so ridiculous I have to reach for a ginger ale.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I say “Oh my goodness” a lot more than I used to.

[Paul B. Maples @PaulBMaples]

Our wine refrigerator now has a name: Jeremiah.

[Timothy Showalter @Strandofoaks]

A year into the pandemic my human to human conversation has entered its free jazz period.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Every jumpsuit designer should take an anatomy class.

[Canada's CPHO @CPHO_Canada]

Grammar matters… and so does wearing a mask. #GrammarDay

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I was not prepared for the mayhem I witnessed at the Walgreens Russell Stovers end cap.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

This is a good day to evaluate your spoon rests.