john smith

[john smith @mcsmive]

@elonmusk Is this your full surname or just a typo from @LiveLancs

[john smith @mcsmive]

@jordymeady10 Well the police have given up searching so maybe chanting 1500 miles away will work 🙈

[john smith @mcsmive]

Well the police have given up searching so maybe chanting 1500 miles away will work 🙈

[john smith @mcsmive]

After 35 years I'd say your probably not going to ever know!

[FBI Most Wanted @FBIMostWanted]

The #FBI offers up to $50,000 reward for info leading to arrest & conviction of those responsible for the murders of Wilson Edison Black Elk, Jr. & Ronald Owen Hard Heart. Their bodies were found on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in SD on June 8, 1999: https://t.co/NxKi9zxxNM

[john smith @mcsmive]

@itskylewood who is the victim and what did he do

[john smith @mcsmive]

Mr @richardbranson8 please can u tell your call centre in India to stop offering me rewards in the form of virgin mobiles I have tv phone and broadband I'll take a couple of months free if you want to reward me 👍

[john smith @mcsmive]

#facetheforce #DisneylandParis

[john smith @mcsmive]

On your flight Today not only was we refused to our hand luggage on the plane because you've had too many but the flight has been delayed because you've missed your slot for take off having to store them in the hold thanks for great start to our Holiday @easyJet #EZY1901

[john smith @mcsmive]

Currently your flights not only was we refused to our hand luggage on the plane because you've had too many but the flight has been delayed because you've missed your slot for take off having to store them in the hold thanks for great start to our Holiday @easyJet #EZY1901

[john smith @mcsmive]

That's an incredible stint if ever I've seen 1

[john smith @mcsmive]

My crush on Kim has now been crushed 💔 https://t.co/URdc0Ep7wL

[john smith @mcsmive]

NO mate Adam Johnson is that's slander not all Mexicans shag kids https://t.co/JEK04fCK6E

[kyle wood @itskylewood]

Ronaldo is a pedophile pass it on

[Charlie's Chapter. @CharliesChapter]

Please donate & RT.. My baby is only 3. 14 months of suffering. Please for life saving surgery🎗 https://t.co/l2r8ihRwPF

[john smith @mcsmive]

@richardbranson I can't be bothered spending another minute on the phone to your monkeys at Virgin Media to speak about my internet problems

[john smith @mcsmive]

Wow, what a drunk night in Durham oh, and argumentative they wouldn't have it but the sniff up there is dog shite, #2008tento1memories🙈

[Glenn Youens @GlennYouens]

Scum AIDAN MCATEER who ran over our little girl then fled the country!! Please we beg you all to share this mug shot of him

[john smith @mcsmive]

I don't think managers of Asda Accrington realise the lack of contraception use round here they need to buy more baby milk and less condoms

[john smith @mcsmive]

@Rovers as it's the last day of the transfer window I'd just like to offer my services, I'm free most weekends and I'm a decent LB #UTC

[john smith @mcsmive]

They keep changing these sets around on these soaps, have you seen the new bus stop on Eastenders, last time I looked it was a market.🙊

[john smith @mcsmive]

@TonyBellew I thought it was gonna be a video of bitch slapping that prick @DavidHayemaker I'm so disappointed now 🙈🙈🙈