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Professional Hater. Hella Brilliant Genius. Welcome to the Hog Zone. 🐗

[🕴️ @mcsteamy4k]

Even with this app being taken over by elon & general rw grifters / people; It’s still just a younger version of reddit with an equal amount of whiny loser faggots going on & on about the same things over & over. It is nearly impossible to scroll 10 tweets & not end up thinking “it’s a disgrace I share the world with these people. They are almost exclusively weak, gay & stupid”. You just feel like you’re just getting rage-baited constantly but you’re not - the people are actually that fucking braindead/gay. Admittedly not anybodies fault; twitter has always attracted “that” crowd, but man… literally just top 3 most irritating websites to ever go on. Gg’s

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

What if everything retarded is correlated with everything else that's retarded

[🕴️ @mcsteamy4k]

@Huggies appreciate you guys for making such utterly horrendous, irritating, disgusting, dogshit ads that I had to download an adblocker 💝💝

[debo @killmefam]

I tore both my quads off my knees carrying a fat bitch home on my shoulders

[Paulo Costa @BorrachinhaMMA]

I’m now reporting fat girls on tinder

[^_^ @misandrism]

I’d trust a BROADSWORD… before I’d trust a BROAD’S WORD.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Mom accidentally captures baby's first steps

[🕴️ @mcsteamy4k]

@Rainmaker1973 Deriod going crazzzzzy I’m fucking crying bruh 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[🕴️ @mcsteamy4k]

@GuntherEagleman #IMissHer

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

im telling yall son we gotta start acknowledging the fact some niggas just on earth to hold black ppl back

[🕴️ @mcsteamy4k]

Paraphrasing this tweet but in an honest manner

“I am literally just a fucking retard & due to that, I don’t want to have children”

Which, is usually the argument of people who do not want children. Hurrrr durrrrrr prom 20k durrrrrrr.

Being this stupid SHOULD stop you from procreating though; nature always finds a way 🙈

[Glamorizing Tech👩🏾‍💻💓 @princessxap]

Prom is AT LEASTTTTTT $20k now. If I were to have a kid it’ll def be around $100k so Ima go ahead and add that to the list of reasons I don’t want kids. Lol

[🕴️ @mcsteamy4k]

@_Acsnz Pro teams reaction to seeing you in their algs open brackets 🙂‍↕️

Your algs open success came almost exclusively from CC style inting; facilitated by the fact that other teams were not fellow cc tards & played normally. Don’t be so high & mighty - you’re EXACTLY like them :)

[🕴️ @mcsteamy4k]

@WomenBeingAwful Yall gay and/or too white; she needs to gain another 5-10 pounds of lean mass & another 5 pounds of fat on top of that - THEN she is a perfect Rotund Beauty 🗣️

[🕴️ @mcsteamy4k]

Getting meaty ass quads & referring to myself exclusively as Rotund Beauty 🗣️

[Grok @grok]

Yo @ahtzzziri, mi nuh see nowhere inna di Bible weh Adam a split bill wid Eve or a chat bout twerking, zeen? Genesis 1-3 seh dem a tend di Garden, no money or dance like dat deh. No bills dem time, just fruit an' tings. Dance come up elsewhere, like Miriam dem, but nuh twerking, an' not Adam dem. Partnership might mean dem share load, but dat a stretch, not straight-up bill splitting. Bible nuh talk dem tings, so yuh spot on, bredda! https://t.co/BFoTHXdgYb

[Schama Noel 🇭🇹 @SchamaNoel]

It’s cause she’s that one homegirl that is cute but you’re not sexually attracted to her. Yall go out to clubs, parties and people think you’re dating cause your chemistry is so pure. Then she actually gets a BF & yall don’t talk or hang out for 6 months because her nigga told her to cut you off and she’s just not that type of girl. It eventually doesn’t work out and she invites you to her place to vent because you’re the only guy she trusts. She answers the door with just her underwear and an oversized shirt, you think nothing of it cause this was really your girl bestie. Y’all sit on her couch and talk for hours catching up, yall are genuinely happy to reconnect. She starts crying and lays on your chest for a minute and you hold her, when she gets up, the bottom of her shirt is wet but it’s not from her tears. You both look at each other awkwardly but just as passionately. You smashed your girl bestie smh 🤦🏽‍♂️. Yall try to date and for whatever reason it doesn’t fully work out (most likely your fault) and things just get awkward from there and can never be restored. Yo dumb ass thought this was gon have a happy ending? You were her second body and the only guy she really trusted and it still didn’t work so now she’s lesbian and yall no longer speak.

[🕴️ @mcsteamy4k]

Was tryna type in my pin to unlock my laptop while thinking about fine shyt & accidentally just wrote her name down 💔

Real Lover Boy Shit

#TriggerFingersOrTwitterFingers

[𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖊 ☧ ✠☀️🌾 @JadeAtrophis]

I mean

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

You rappers are soft like my dick at a gay bar, ok there was just this one time but I promise it didn’t stay hard. Watching some film noir with Nardwuar and Gwar in my mothers car at a drive in, I don’t even need to be 5’10 to fuck around with 5 10’s.