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[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

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New studies show that the urge to be violent declines dramatically after everyone’s 21st birthday

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Pleas watch this and RT it 1 million times. Thank you.

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Innovation is poking a hole in my mask to accommodate for a lollipop

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No matter what, there will always be another wordle tomorrow :)

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When the dentist’s jazz is 🔥

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Not me crying over the Russell Wilson trade because of extenuating circumstances

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Walked past a friend on the street and we both went for the back-slap as a means of farewell. The attempted engagement culminated in us just awkwardly tapping each other’s elbows #musiciansbelike

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I should tweet something

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Seattle weather is doing nothing for my trust issues

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@Mariners 88: number of keys on the piano 🎹

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“boys can’t decorate their dorms”

me and the boys:

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The bane of my existence is trying to put a fitted sheet on the corner of my bed that’s bordered by two walls

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@thegoodgodabove Satanic panic made me feel weird about the last moment lol

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@RapSheet Everyone in Seattle:

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@brgridiron @diannaESPN It’s funny that something not happening is considered headline news

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@NFL_Scorigami @JustMike14

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Why is putting a pillow case around a pillow either so easy I don’t have to think about it or the most intellectually difficult challenge I’ve faced since the SAT

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@KFC_ES @Twitter What makes this as perfect as it is

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

We must summon the gods for this occasion:

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
absolute
🕯 fucking chaos 🕯
four-way tie
🕯 for AL WC 🕯
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