Michael Cunningham

professional floor taco

[Michael Cunningham @mcunninghm]

#lowrytime

[Norm Kelly @norm]

To all the Miami fans in my mentions: Donald Trump is one step closer to being your President as of tonight. You took the real L.

[Michael Cunningham @mcunninghm]

Connor mcdavid makes me not sad to be an Oilers fan #oilers

[Taylor Hall @hallsy09]

You guys should have been tweeting #VoteMVPJohnScott the whole time, really. @EdmontonOilers https://t.co/BZJ8jTlNR1

[Michael Cunningham @mcunninghm]

@mandycarseat mortgage?

[Garret Sparks @GSparks40]

@Panger40 @NHL Don't know if you remember, but there's a reason I started wearing 40!

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Haha I'll keep looking @WaynesPlanet. If you're free Friday I'll buy the cider.

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

I'd clean Canadian Tires toilets before wearing that shirt/tie combo bud @WaynesPlanet. That's a nightmare.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

That's a homeless person. https://t.co/2TziTOI6w2

[Norm Kelly @norm]

New game: When you spot a group of people wearing Canada Goose jackets, throw bread at them (as you would real geese).

[Condescending Torts @Torts2Point0]

SQUADDDD @BlueJacketsNHL

[Michael Cunningham @mcunninghm]

TORTS IS BACK #fuckyoubrooksie https://t.co/FfyqLyPY3h

[Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger]

Todd Richards out in CBJ. Torts in.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!

[Norm Kelly @norm]

6ix - 0

[James Mirtle @mirtle]

Time for the McDebut.

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

YOUR @BLUEJAYS ARE AL EAST CHAMPS!!! With a 15-2 win over O’s, the division title is coming to Canada! #ComeTogether

[Norm Kelly @norm]

As usual, residents are reminded not to bump any fire mixtapes until the heat alert is terminated. #Toronto https://t.co/1CATzXIQLl

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

Canada's unreturned beer bottles could pay off the Greek debt

[Michael Cunningham @mcunninghm]

@Steezeward @RileyTimmins you guys have no idea