Kamau🇰🇪

Just another human being.

[James @Jameskk110]

@TribesofE Once you travel and eat doner shawarma by Turks, you will never enjoy any shawarma in Kenya ata ya Wacoast.
Shawarma has to have fresh doner beef or chicken, FRESH lettuce -not cabbage, PICKLED baby cucumbers, green chili peppers & onions, garlic mayo sauce, pomegranate sauce.

[Kamau🇰🇪 @md_kamau]

@castrofy26 This happened to me this morning as well. I even booked return trip ndio nijipange. Kumbe napangwa na smart boys. Then some random [phone] calls incessantly asking me kama natumia Apple ama Android. I am PISSED!

[Kamau🇰🇪 @md_kamau]

This happened to me this morning as well. I even booked return trip ndio nijipange. Kumbe napangwa na smart boys. Then some random [phone] calls incessantly asking me kama natumia Apple ama Android. I am PISSED!

[THE SEASON @castrofy26]

I am looking to travel to Kigali by bus. I look up Trinity bus, get to the website and hit the WhatsApp number. After payment things get weird starting with calls instructing me the on how to get my “ticket”. I finally reach to an insider who tells me I have been conned a good one. Check if this website is suspicious https://t.co/jqatiU3tzR

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

the grind is very personal

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving money now.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

[$ @jxtsummer]

locked in till the lifestyle match the vision.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

fortunately for me I’ll go very far in life.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Stop leaving y'all kids around them extra old folks. I asked my lil nephew how old he was turning, he said... “If the LORD see fit, 6 in May.”

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

Don’t be the guy who talks a lot of sense but hasn’t done anything with his life.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Go tell Chatgpt to roast you in one line and comment with screenshots here

[Manuu Media ™ @manuukenya]

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President Ruto has signed 8 Bills into law, including key ones that affect digital safety, crypto trade, air travel, and government operations.

Here’s a breakdown of the signed Bills.

Thread below:

[her all along. @jayemonet]

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Kamau🇰🇪 @md_kamau]

@thekingmaker211 @SaveToNotion #thread

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

I rented a $17k lens to photograph the recent starship launch in detail. When I aligned and stitched all the photos I took together, it made a unique video showing the entire event from launch to catch.

I hope to ride on Starship one day.

[Kamau🇰🇪 @md_kamau]

@MaureenInKwenia Hey @MaureenInKwenia I'd like to come to the range and probably lodge with you for a weekend. I cannot messge you but if you can, give me details. Activities, accommodation, charges etc

[Kamau🇰🇪 @md_kamau]

You need to say what you want.
Unspoken expectations are just premeditated resentments.

[Kamau🇰🇪 @md_kamau]

@victormatara Kwa Mzungu😀