💨 Less is more! The OXY-SAFE trial confirms that pushing \bm{O_2} over 94% in a COPD flare is dangerous. Stick to the 88-92% sweet spot to save lungs and lives. #COPD#FOAMcc#MedEd
US nonprofit hospitals spent $7.8 billion on management consultants from 2009 to 2023, but contracts were not associated with meaningful changes in finance, operations, or quality of care. 🧵
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ICU life:
Med school: ‘Master the vent settings, titrate pressors like a symphony conductor, save the crashing patient!’
Reality: 80% of my day is discussing with the family about why grandma with a MAP of 45 on 4 pressors + CRRT isn’t a candidate for another central line.
Patient drops 60 lbs on Zepbound, A1c normalizes, CV risk plummets.
Insurance: ‘Denied. BMI not quite 40, and did you try the prior auth dance again?’
Me: ‘Congratulations on your miracle drug. Now for the real challenge—shedding the administrative burden.’
Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied.
In Italy:
- Walk into a bar and look at the guy
- Un caffe
- 30 seconds later it’s ready
- Shoot it
- Leave €1
- Walk out
In the US:
- Join a line
- Wait
- Order coffee
- Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it?
- $12.34
- Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip
- Tap phone
- ask where to send the invoice
- Wait again on a different line
- Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine
- get the coffee
- too hot, can't drink it
- finally at temperature
taste like shit