Michael Dang

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[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Doctor: We had no choice but to remove part of your colon.

Me; Why?

[Michael Dang @mdaaang]

“dot cakes” are so dumb… just eat a cupcake with sprinkles 🙃

[Michael Dang @mdaaang]

being too important at your office sucks 🫠

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[Michael Dang @mdaaang]

i swear, some people have everything they could ask for, and still choose to be miserable

[kim petras @kimpetras]

pls be as gay as possible

[Michael Dang @mdaaang]

Spent my One-Year Anniversay with my man at the Huntington Library and had dinner at Lawry’s afterwards. Ate so much we immediately knocked out once we got home 😮‍💨🫃🏻

[🐌 @russtrome]

not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

[Rai Time Stranger. @rai_darkness]

Let's go queers!!!

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[Michael Dang @mdaaang]

gdi XG conflicts with my japan trip 😭

[$OFIA 𓋹 @HOUSPSYCHOTIC]

MONEY DRUGS CHAINS ON MY CHEST THAT VINTAGE CELINE DIAMOND GRILLS CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES SWAGGER I BLEED I WANT SEX MONEY BITCHES AND THE STICKIEST WEED I WANT A CIGARETTE

[Michael Dang @mdaaang]

@1ssve if you tap on “Instagram” at the top of your feed, select “Following”, and it will set your feed in chronological order of only people you follow.

[Michael Dang @mdaaang]

makes me lowkey scared we’ll go into a global water crisis and clean water may only be accessible for the wealthy 😓

[SUPPORT MUTUAL AID/DIRECT ACTION 🏴 Ⓐ @tigerfoos]

I made a zine about why AI sucks I thought people might enjoy looking at it

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

People will be so nasty to you on Twitter and then you go through their profile and it’s like oh your life fucking sucks

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

This is insane. And exactly what all of the wealthy people and corporations were terrified of. A politician proving you can enhance the quality of life for your constituents, by not taking away from the working class, rather taxing the rich.

See how socialistic views aren’t bad?

[:3than @itsflanagain]

An outbreak of huntyvirus was reported on a cruise ship. 5 were slayed and dozens more feared gagged

[Michael Dang @mdaaang]

setting boundaries with friends while trying to not make it awkward for everyone else in the friend group is so hard lol

[𝕾𝖆𝖒𝖚𝖊𝖑💫 @CFC_Samzzy1]

Your Zodiac Sign = Your Eeveelution 👀✨

Which one did you get? 👇

[Michael Dang @mdaaang]

there should really be an option to remove yourself from someone else’s close friends list lol