Matt Daugherty

I’m a professional cynic but my heart’s not in it

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

I posted this in the Green Day subreddit and it got 10 whole upvotes. 10 people can’t be wrong so check it out

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@kmpossible_ @BrandyLJensen We kind of did https://t.co/TDe2MmZCY3

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

Philip Seymour Hoffman unexpectedly showed up in this movie

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@muddaub @joolsd He’s got the earl sweatshirt 2012 look

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@keeshfests She needs to get on this

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

Trump at the next debate

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

@rubentomas Just FYI if you want you can reach out to ebay and they should remove the negative feedback since they've already said it wasn't your fault

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I am hearing that on his deathbed Henry Kissinger received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

@xwOBA When you definitely care about sexual assault victims:

https://t.co/dPO3Opcxs3

[SHUTYOURYAP @blockchainchu]

@BudDupreeFan That goes for any player not wearing a Steelers jersey indefinitely lol. It’s always “barbecue his lungs” and “leave em in a body bag” for me.

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

Build the fucking statue already

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

JRAM AND TIM ANDERSON BOTH SQUARED UP WHAT IS GOING ON

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

OP made sure to clarify in the comments that he's actually getting a divorce and this isn't a joke

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

@catmeasles https://t.co/aaAR868dON

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

@3five9 With eBay fees ~$6 anywhere in the United States

[k @ovokrystel]

LMFAOOOOO BEN

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

I wrote a preview of the Cleveland Guardians season that also touches a bit on our relationship with sports as a unifier. If that interests you here's the link https://t.co/YIUw0tLy76

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

@danzach138 Lesson 1 is explaining who people like Leif Garrett and Danny Bonaduce are and why their thoughts on the 80s matter in the first place

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

@mcmansionhell Star of one of the greatest SportsCenter commercials ever https://t.co/AnTjQAs91T

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

"I'mma make both."

Grant Williams to Donovan Mitchell before missing BOTH free throws in a 109-109 game with 0.8 remaining 💀😂

[Matt Daugherty @mdaugherty1221]

@Still_Standen Doesn't look like it would be that difficult

https://t.co/6KGkiBVsZT

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@missmollymary There was an ad in the earlier game for a show starting Joel McHale as an animal control guy that looked HORRIBLE